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DDR Here's Your Sign(since the last one is lost forever)
 
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0. PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:49 am    Post subject: DDR Here's Your Sign(since the last one is lost forever) Reply with quote

Here's Your Sign jokes were originated by Bill Engvall,a comedian.They are about a person asking an obvious/stuipid question and someone answers them like a smart buttocks.

Example: A kid asked me,"Why are you stepping on the arrows?"."Im doing it to remmeber my compass diractions"HERE'S YOUR SIGN!



One time I was play DDR and totally owning "Dream a Dream" on Maniac.Some old woman ask,"How can you tell when to step?"I looked at her.SHE WAS LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND HAD THE NERVE TO ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!I looked at her the way a cow looks at an oncomming train.I looked at her and said,"I dont know.Im just stepping on whatever one the scrreen says and it looks like I can play this."HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1. PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:07 am    Post subject: Re: DDR Here's Your Sign(since the last one is lost forever) Reply with quote

Footstep wrote:
Some old woman ask,"How can you tell when to step?"I looked at her.SHE WAS LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND HAD THE NERVE TO ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, the first time someone looks at a DDR screen, it makes absolutely no sense at all. If it was so intuitive, why do you think the demo screen shows you when and where to step?

Here's YOUR sign
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2. PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She probobly forgot her glasses in her car,as well as her oven on at her house
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3. PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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4. PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DDR Freak doesn't enjoy needless bumping. After all, this isn't GameFAQs. E10.gif
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5. PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry.Im used to Neoseekr forms.


I was resting after just D'ing Max Unlimited on light and this avid DDR player comes near me and ask,"Dude,is that song fast?"I look at him and say,"No,time just flies when your having a heat storke"HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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