Bemani TV (Just for fun you guyzz)

G-Dragon · Trick Member Joined: 25 Jan 2002

...Damn, I wanted to fool around with the MISADVENTURES OF TAQ, TAKA, AND GOOD COOL some more but I cant find the thread, oh well enjoy this

.

Bemani TV - Where we LOVE LOVE your SHINE!

UP NEXT: COOKING WITH SLAKE

*crowd cheers*

Slake: Thanks for all showing up at the FIRST STYLE of Cooking with Slake!

*crowd stares blankly*

Slake: ...By style I mean episode.

*crowd gets confused*

Slake: ...At the end of the cooking I shall show my penis!

*crowd applauds*

Slake: THATS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR. Alright DO WE HAVE A SHOW FOR YOU TODAY PEOPLE.

Random person in crowd: STOP YELLING YOU FREAK!

Slake: Who said that? Who the hell said that? You? You? How about you? You? The ugly man without a shirt? The hobo with the dog? Who said it, cmon, I'm waiting!

Random person in crowd: IT IS I!

Slake: Oh! It's out guest chef, Tomosuke! Come on down!

Tomosuke: With pleasure!

Slake: COME ON DOWN SO I CAN SLIT YOUR FREAKIN THROAT YOU buttocks, CALL ME A FREAK WILL YOU! OUJHUOIHUOI SHOOT YOUR MOM, RAPE YOUR DOG )oijgoiewgw

-Serurity guards rush out-

Tomosuke: Ok! While he is being dragged off I shall provide the delicacy for tonight! Its rather simple to make, first fill a bowl with a 1/2 cup of MILK. Now sprinkle on quite a bit of CHOCOLATE PHILOSOPHY for that sweet taste that can't be resisted.

*crowd laughs*

Tomosuke: No, I won't be showing my penis by the way.

*crowd boos*

Tomosuke: ANYWAYS, place a jar full of POPCORN from a old beatmania mix in there and if you didn't put in too much milk, the popcorn should make a pleasant popping noise as it is mixed with the chocolate and milk.

In the same format as the Popcorn, you'll want SODA from an old beatmania mix. Mix it all up and you get..

*crowd gasps in anticipation*

Tomosuke: A.. mess. Ok who wants to see my penis?

*crowd cheers*

*roll credits*

Coming up next on Bemani TV, Mr. Brian (The guy that sings CRASH) goes to the supermarket.

MR. BRIAN WAKES UP, WHAT A NICE DAY IT IS.

Mr. Brians wife: HONEY GET THE HELL TO THE SUPERMARKET AND GET SOME MILK!

*Sing to the tune of Crash*

Mr Brian: *MYY DEAR, I AM GONE, WISH ME LUCK I AM OUTTA HERE, COME WITH MEEEE*

Mr Brians wife: NO YOU GO ALONE, I'M POOING

Mr Brian: ..* AND I AM GOING MY WAY...*

No one likes Mr Brian in the town of Pooville, because he sings too much, and apparently is tone deaf.

On his way to the supermarket, old women push him around, little kids throw rocks at him, and dogs pee at his feet. It almost makes one wonder how he got a wife.

He finally makes it to the supermarket and grabs the milk when he sees...

"OH MY GOD MY ARCH RIVAL .. THOMAS HOWARD"

"That's right! I have come to prove that I have a worse voice than you nyah hah!"

*Thomas howard sings Virtual insanity*

Mr Brian: OMG ITS SO HURTING AND BAD, HOLY CRAP.. I PROMISE I WONT SING EVER AGAIN!

Thomas Howard: It's too late for that ngah ha!

So Thomas shoots Mr Brian with a shotgun and everyone cheers.

"Hooray!"

Thomas howard shows his penis and everyone goes HOORAY again!

THE END!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE QUALITY PROGRAMMING.
_________________

CaptainYashiro · Trick Member Joined: 17 Jul 2002 Location: Rockford, IL

*applause*

MATTY V. · Trick Member Joined: 10 Mar 2002

I was expecting a typical noobish post and this was really funny xD. Looking forward to Episode toooo!

i mean second style

Kerf · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jan 2002 Location: ISZK LAND

haha that's great, gotta love randomness XD

altinure · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jun 2002 Location: wisconsin

You made fun of Thomas Howard; therefore, it sucks.

Depend On Me and Stop Spinning Me In Circles are the best songs ever.

Sure he sucks in DDR, but I heart him in Drummania.

AlphaConqerer · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:42 am Post subject:

:Agree with Altinure::

I still love "Silent Hill" though^_^;;;-so he ain't all bad in DDR...wait, what else did he actually DO in DDR? Uh oh, am I a freak? NO, wait...I mean, but I like Thomas Howard, and...I wanna be like him someday...

NOOOOooooOO!

-Chris

altinure · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jun 2002 Location: wisconsin

Hmm, I guess he didn't do anything else besides Silent Hill in DDR, which is an awsome song.

The only songs that make him worthy of being made fun of are Now I'm Sure and the long version of Primal Soul.

AlphaConqerer · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 3:30 pm Post subject:

Hey..I like both those songs too^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

G-Dragon · Trick Member Joined: 25 Jan 2002

...I love every Thomas Howard song..

EXCEPT VIRTUAL INSANITY fiuhewiufhiuh!!!!!

And Maybe Mister Magic.
_________________

altinure · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jun 2002 Location: wisconsin

You will die, then.

Poochy · Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:58 pm Post subject:

LET ME SHOW YOU THEM · Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:22 pm Post subject:

Poor Mr. Brian..first no one loves him, then he gets shot...*sigh* (i love crash, and i'm sorry, but thomas howard drives me utterly insane)
_________________

theficionado wrote:

Seriously, they should make some sort of spray for you.

Gwok Dash · Trick Member Joined: 05 Aug 2002 Location: Somewhere

I agree with the above. While some Thomas Howard songs I could do without, (Silent Hill

, La Senorita

, Ballad For You

) Break Out (GF3/DM2) kicks @$$, as does Primal Soul and "Stop Spinning Me in Circle."

_________________

Coming up with another one...

AlphaConqerer · Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:46 am Post subject:

I also refuse to do without my arcade dose of "Depend on You" (though I liked the GF5/DM4 version better) and I can't wait to get to play "Out of Breath" if its released as a normal course on GF10/DM9th (it better be!^_^;;; ).

_Chris