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epsilonbass Trick Member
Joined: 07 Apr 2002 Location: nj |
0. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:14 am Post subject: DDR dissed by MM |
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Yep, if your familiar with mall monkeys, one of the writers rob made a top 10 list of ways to screw with ddr monkeys. Its pretty funny i think, well probably cause no one messes with me, cause im a tall guy.
check it out, but be warned it sterotypes lol.
http://www.mallmonkeys.com/?strip_id=259 _________________
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Collector Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Canada |
1. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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Fuck him. |
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[winrar] Torches Trick Member
Joined: 04 Oct 2002 Location: Minnesota |
2. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | ...one of the little arrow things... |
The author can make fun of DDR if he/she wants, but it would be great if he/she were informed _________________
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LouieT Trick Member
Joined: 06 Nov 2002 Location: Visalia, Central CA |
3. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Article wrote: | I am currently stuck in Ocean City, NJ |
I wonder if he's talking about these people:
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/local/6289832.htm
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The only funny part of that article:
Perform an Irish jig, or show off your favorite mosh-pit moves. Just try not to win any actual points. (Side story: I did this, and another sweaty nerd stopped me to point out that I was, in fact, "ruining everything".)
Don't take the game too seriously and this crap won't offend you. |
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AcidBurnISU Trick Member
Joined: 31 May 2003
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4. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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Some bumhole unplugs my game, and I will make sure he is banned from the arcade, or never messes with it again. Theres no reason to be an bumhole like that. You have fun with your shooting or fighting or whatever games you play, and I will have fun playing DDR. Stupid assholes. |
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kraziepinoy Basic Member
Joined: 16 Aug 2003 Location: Temecula, CA |
5. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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haha if anyone did that to me i would kick sum buttocks!! and since he lyke sterotypes so much i'll get 10 of my azn homebois and kick his buttocks even more! |
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Bisiopao Trick Member
Joined: 30 Jan 2002 Location: Union City CA. We have a Century 25 |
6. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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I dont know..
After reading the list, it seems that any person who took those actions would end up being the ones who look stupid, rather than the people playing DDR.
Like as if it should read HOW TO LOOK STUPID WHILE PEOPLE ARE PLAYING DDR.
Seriously though, if anyone pulled that stuff in real life, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't get away with it without receiving the beatdown of a lifetime, whether it be from the arcade staff or the DDR player or his friends. _________________
Putting both the "whore" and "moan" in hormone since who knows when. |
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Paix Trick Member
Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses |
7. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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That article makes me sad |
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gs68 Trick Member
Joined: 06 Apr 2002 Location: on a plane |
8. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Rob Weyman = teh asshole. Time for a rebuttal.
10. Play another game nearby, while making yourself audible to say "Gee, this game sure is exciting! I'm sure glad I'm not prancing around like a fairy to Japanese techno!"
You think everything in DDR is Japanese techno? Go play something like say, Jet World. Then try to call it Japanese techno.
9. Use one of the guns from a shooter game to aim at the DDR players' feet, and in your best cowboy impression command them to dance.
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8. Spit a nice hunk of pre-chewed bubblegum onto one of the little arrow things they step on. It's funny to watch them try to get it off their foot while not missing a beat.
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7. Just talk to them. Any sort of interference from the outside world seems to piss them off mighty good. Tell them about your day, and ask them complexed questions about how to get to the cheapest nearby pizza place or if they know what time the arcade closes.
Some of us are very persistant, and some are pretty good at doing 2 things at one time.
6. Dance beside the machine, making it known that you can dance just as well without having to spend a dollar to do it on a flashing metal box.
It's called "shadowing." Your attempt to harass DDR players = teh failz0rzrz0r0zr0rz0rz.
5. Pay the dollar, and challenge the sweaty fat asian guy to a dance battle. Perform an Irish jig, or show off your favorite mosh-pit moves. Just try not to win any actual points. (Side story: I did this, and another sweaty nerd stopped me to point out that I was, in fact, "ruining everything".)
Damn these stereotypes.
4. Tap one on the shoulder, and ask him if it was his bag of DragonBall Z tapes that were left unguarded on the opposite side of the arcade. This usually gets their mouths watering pretty well.
I play DDR, but I don't like DBZ. Another sorry excuse for a method.
3. Unplug the machine. Sometimes you get hassled by employees, but the high scores are now gone forever and you've probably disrupted their groove.
Um...the high scores aren't gone. THEY'RE SAVED TO MEMORY, YOU MALL MONKEY!!!! [/poopy pun]
And besides, if it does get unplugged, chances are I was playing poorly beforehand. *coughtoomanygreatsonLastMessageheavycough*
2. Bring a boombox, and play something very loud and without rhythm to overpower the music of the game.
If I know a song well enough, I can play it even with the music difficult to hear. ANOTHER RETARDED ATTEMPT AT A WAY TO PISS OFF DDR PLAYERS.
1. Just hold a mirror in front of the screen. Most of these kids have memorized the dance steps, but now they look at themselves. They truely see what they have become. If their heads don't immediately explode due to dork radiation, they'll usually just burst into tears.
I LOOK AT MY FACE ALL THE TIME. THIS WILL HAVE NO EFFECT. Except I can't read the arrows. |
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k-strife Trick Member
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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9. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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kraziepinoy wrote: | haha if anyone did that to me i would kick sum buttocks!! and since he lyke sterotypes so much i'll get 10 of my azn homebois and kick his buttocks even more! |
yep yep, tahts foreal, i'd do the same thing. i'm a nice guy, but if someone tries to pull that sh!t on me, i ain't gonna be responsible for my actions. that's just not kool. |
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Drenchfur Trick Member
Joined: 27 Feb 2003
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10. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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Collector wrote: | Fuck him. |
Ditto.
Stupid fuckwit. How are we supposed to play the game without "prancing around like a fairy"?
Let's face it peeps, gallops look gay. |
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Poochy Trick Member
Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Location: It changes whenever I move. |
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Syxx Trick Member
Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Location: Chicagoland |
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b-aki Trick Member
Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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13. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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Syxx Pac wrote: | It's funny how some of you are replying like he's actually reading this.
Please... just take a joke ppl. |
maybe it didnt happen to you yet, but you will feel the humiliation from others like most of us. theres more than that list that f*ckin loser made.
-they scream boo at you
-they dance at the pad right in front of you
-they sing along with the music saying la la la with the beat
uhh...i forgot the rest. But heres some advice:
For ddr players:
get really mad and punch the screen (or anywhere else on the machine),
and scream "f*ck" for a really long time.
as for people wholl play ddr in NJ...:
forget it. they make fun of you, especially anywhere in the south...let em burn in that dumpster area.
and Rob Weyman...heres my response to your list...pretend i said "f*ck you, burn in hell" all day...i can say that in 2 seconds
...and yea gallops does looks gay... |
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TeeHee! JP ONRY! Trick Member
Joined: 05 Apr 2003
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14. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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This article does piss me off, but then I think about the people who wrote that, honestly if you have nothing better to do than plan ways to piss off DDR players then you are the dumbass with no life. Next on Fox "When humans go stupid"
1. Just hold a mirror in front of the screen. Most of these kids have memorized the dance steps, but now they look at themselves. They truely see what they have become. If their heads don't immediately explode due to dork radiation, they'll usually just burst into tears.
If they ever did that I would punch them in their face, then show em their face in the mirror _________________
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YmkFX Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jul 2003 Location: California |
16. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Heres a better #1:
Bring a large group of 20 or more 8 year olds into the arcade and let them crowd around the machine, then go masturbate in a corner or something because the kids will do the patronizing for you.
But in all reality, I'm sure I could come up with plenty of ways to degrade people who have websites with comics on them, even though its a perfectly respectable thing. I suppose I could take more offense to this, or correct him, or do something of that sort. But I find it quite difficult to relate to anything in his short space filler. If he hates asian games that people are obssesive with he's lucky he hasn't seen Initial D... _________________
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Clover Trick Member
Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Location: Denver |
17. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Ummm...YEAH!
The funny thing is, I feel like this Rob guy really has no life! If you go into the archives on his site, there is a comic called Dead Dead Revolution, or something like that. It really isn't funny at all (the same with most all of his comics) and it just seems to me like he has the same syndrome that homophobics have: people are intrigued and interested by what we do, almost to the point of obsession, yet, they don't understand it, can't understand it, and can't admit that they don't get it, so they make fun of it instead. Oh well, his loss, one less nOOb crowding up my machine _________________
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lunami Trick Member
Joined: 12 Jul 2003 Location: R U Enjoy?, Colorado |
18. Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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8. Spit a nice hunk of pre-chewed bubblegum onto one of the little arrow things they step on. It's funny to watch them try to get it off their foot while not missing a beat.
although reading that whole thing just gave me a firey icky feeling inside,...I had to laugh at this. Only cause i don't know about any of you, but that is probably more likely to happen (even before the buttocks kicking) I've been laughed at a couple of times cause i'd lose a shoe or fall and slip and yet instead of just letting it go i'd still play and try my damnedest to not miss a beeat
but overall that whole thing was really just awfull. |
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BlackDth Trick Member
Joined: 16 Nov 2002
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19. Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:09 am Post subject: |
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Since when does that smilie change colors? |
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