Funny Quotes Of The DDR World

Aftermath2k · Basic Member Joined: 23 Jun 2003

Yah I was wonderring what everyone thought the funniest DDR quote they have ever heard was?
I'd have to say mine was when my sister said, "Man This Song Is Hard (Baby Baby Gimme Your Lovin')."
Then I told her it was a 1 footer and she asked "Could you put me on a no footer."
Lol, a no footer.
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Cowman715 · Trick Member Joined: 21 Jan 2003

me 2 years ago " Holy crap kevin (brother) this song is so damn hard... *gasps for air*.." playing Butterfly basic lol
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Glorious Maniac · Trick Member Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: ...

"YOU...GOING...DOWN!!!"
-Me to a DDR Extreme machine, before showing it who's boss.
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LET ME SHOW YOU THEM · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 4:13 pm Post subject:

"holy $&!+...i'm tired..my legs are screwed"...me, in the middle of the freeze in paranoia survivor in front of a crowd...i promptly passed it for my first time..
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L1nK · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: Kansas

This is my friend failing on any song......

(A different "form of profanity" comes out each time it opens. You've never heard stuff like this before, but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard)
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Taqu · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:49 pm Post subject:

when people play and say " oh shoot" like an old man.

lol

i agree. plastic apples

-Mystik- · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jun 2002 Location: NorCal

Me in a tourney talking to another guy:

Him: Man ddr is like me making love to my girl...
Me: Dude, you just failed that song, damn she must be pretty unhappy with you
him: Uh..i meant..umm..arg..<then he begins to laugh>
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ADHD Goten · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jun 2002 Location: Where am I?!

MaxX Jaime when he got 1 great on something.

Says to the machine "Man. Wanna fight?!"
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-LoC- SkitZ® · Trick Member Joined: 10 Nov 2002 Location: Union, NJ

*some lady after seeing the spins on frozen ray* "OMG! do you own the machine?!"

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CoasterMaster · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 6:41 am Post subject:

I have a few:

Some kid makes a comment about Absolute and Vodka:
Me: Wow, that's the second Vodka-related DDR I've heard today.

Me <after getting Silent Hill on Random All>: Damn Nazi Machine

Machine: Let's DEE-DEE-ARE
Me: OK

Me <after my friend chooses Heavy>: Heavy!? You fat bastard!

Me: Real men chose random

That's all I can think of for right now.

-ben
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DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

My non-DDRer friend after I made him play PARANOiA on light: "LOL (actually pronounced el-oh-el), OMG (actually pronounced oh-em-gee), that song was so hard!"

I think he'd been online too much.
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Glorious Maniac · Trick Member Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: ...

"Holy crappin' crap! We failed the crap out of that song, crappit!"
-me to my friend after CSFILSM

"SHUT UP!!!"
-me doing Furuhata's Theme, in response to the announcer's taunt as I missed the gallops in the beginning (I ended up getting a B though)

"oh......darn....."
-my friend of few words after failing Lupin the 3rd

"I got an A? Um...Yeah, that's right, I got an A so take that!"
-me, surprised.

"oh...my....god.....he's crazy...."
-some girls watching me AA R&P heavy (no, not at the arcade cuz I missed a step there, this was in my basement)
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wowiusedtobemean · Trick Member Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Location: Pensacola

"oh my, he must be hung like a horse" (after AA so deep)

ArchDuke · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject:

4th mix machine: "You're a dancing machine!"
Bo: "No, you're a dancing machine."

Me (Being overweight and almost passing PSMO doubles): Fat men can MAX!

I'll think of some more later

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ArchDuke · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:35 pm Post subject:

double posted-ness
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ICWA · Trick Member Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Location: Long Island

Random people on a cruise ship that I was just on....

Them: HEY! Your the guy who does the dance dance machine step twirl maniac thing!
Me:

GuyMonkey · Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2003 2:05 pm Post subject:

I was playing at a theater near me, and then these 2 chicks came up behind the machine as I'm doing So Deep, and then during the freeze at the end, I turn around for a sec and their mouths are wide open. It's my last song, so I get off as they're like:

"........holy poopy."
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DDRkrazy · Trick Member Joined: 26 Jan 2003 Location: Roebling, NJ

No your a dancing machine.

cmon i had to laugh at that.

not that funny, but this guy at my school named vince always thinks hes better than me at ddr and says i suck, hes not better. hes never seen me play. but i remember one day when he was walkin home with his friend mike, and i said he sucks at ddr and his friend mike says

"oh yeah? go ahead vince show him dead end"

that made me chuckle.
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dooo ooo ug · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 12:18 am Post subject:

The funniest/stupidest thing I've said playing DDR was a few hours before the Lazerzone 4 tourney started, I was playing versus and I picked Petit Love as one of the songs and the guy I was playing with says, "This calls for a battle.", so I told him ok, because I hadn't played 4th Mix Plus before and I wanted to see what battle mode was, so we start the song, and I see a bunch of arrows moving diagonally and waving from the center, and I was like, "THEY'RE ALL MOVING AND poopy!" and like 10 people laughed.

Damn profanity filters...

TeeHee! JP ONRY! · Trick Member Joined: 05 Apr 2003

Only one I could think of right now is when I was playing on Oni this one time...

Machine: This mode is difficult!
Me: Your mom was difficult and she didn't warn me so STFU beetch!
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