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[S4U] Evo Trick Member
Joined: 21 Oct 2002 Location: El Paso, Tx |
0. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:34 pm Post subject: what would YOU do?!? |
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You know what would suck?
You are in an Arcade but no one is there. They have an Extreme and you decide to play one game. You decide to play doubles ONI. You go like "fuck it" and Pick legend road. And just for the heck of it you somehow decide to play it Doubles, and just for the heck of it your gonna do it backwards *not looking at the screen"
Now at this point you dont know what you are doing but you somehow passed MAX300 but you have no idea why since you dont know the steps at all.
Some how you just passed LEGEND ROAD DOUBLES!!!! BACKWARDS AND YOUR NOT TIRED!!!!
and to your surprise you have just gotten a AAA (you AAAed all the songs in the course *ALL marvelous(sp)!!!!*)
you are about to take a picture but NO!! YOUR CAMERA HAS NO BATTERIES (pretend its a digital camera)
you dont panic, instead your gonna write down your IR score BUT NO YOUR PEN HAS NO MORE INK!!!!!!!
you do not know what to do, you see the seconds come down and your beautifull score (that you will probably never get again) is about to go away.
you desperatelly look for a pen or something! but there is absolutely NO ONE in the arcade YOU ARE COMPLETLY ALONE!!!!!!
you see the seconds (5...4....3....2....1...0)
its gone
BUT just AFTER (like maybe one second after it dissapears) EVERYONE you know (lets say "Yasu, Take, Aaron, and a whole bunch of other people come in!)
you wanted to show them your score!!!
you tell them you JUST AAAed legend road BUT THEY WONT BELIVE YOU!!!!
You try it again but somehow YOU FAIL THE FIRST STEPS OF MAX300
you dont know whats wrong since you JUST AAAed the whole course!
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WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
personally i would just start crying and quit DDR for good _________________
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Technick Trick Member
Joined: 18 Aug 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY |
1. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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It would never happen so it doesn't matter, but if it did I would be pissed. _________________
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EUROendangered Trick Member
Joined: 15 Aug 2002 Location: Newport RI |
2. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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I probably wouldnt be upset at all. Period. I don't track things like that, and I don't know how to put this in words at all, but I just wouldn't care. _________________
*** ganguro... you're like a superstar --..____-----..___--> |
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Kaleigh Trick Member
Joined: 18 Dec 2002 Location: Whole New World |
3. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I'd try to remember my IR score by just repeating it over and over to myself until I found a pen to write with. _________________
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Tsunami Forever Trick Member
Joined: 30 Sep 2002 Location: The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity |
4. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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They'd have good reason to not believe you because Legend Road (doubles) facing the screen is impossible _________________
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CStarFlare Maniac Member
Joined: 24 Jan 2002
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5. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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I'd wake up. |
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NinJiTSu OLOL!O!1!1 Trick Member
Joined: 11 Apr 2003
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6. Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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You posted the exact same thing in
"DDR hell"
Ever heard of bandwidth???.
dang. i forgot. im not a mod. _________________
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Daniel Trick Member
Joined: 29 Aug 2002 Location: Sonoma, CA |
7. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:42 am Post subject: |
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Let me guess the arcade doesn't have survielence cameras either. |
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DJTyrant Maniac Member
Joined: 25 Jan 2002 Location: Ventura, CA |
8. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 7:57 am Post subject: |
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Evangelion Unit Jam wrote: | I'd wake up. |
exactly _________________
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Remy Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Astoria, NY |
9. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:09 am Post subject: |
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Oh, that happened to me yesterday. And I almost worried.
But then I remember that I'm such an elite hacker (I've even hacked a Gibson!) that I then went around to the back of the machine, hacked the power cord to allow me to tap into the secret internet connection built into every power outlet (it's faster than a T3, but the government doesn't want you to know that), and I exported the image using the SPRITE engine to a secret off-shore image backup facility.
Then I left the arcade and began running - that's right, running - towards the ocean. Now, the image facility is in Guam, and I'm about 3000 miles from the Pacific as it is, so you'd think this would've taken a while, but no, I'm a pretty fast runner, and a quick swimmer to, so I got to Guam in about an hour. Then, since we're practicing security at my backup unit, I staged an elaborate break-in using dental floss, a box of Godiva chocolates, and a Hello Kitty doll. I feel bad, because I broke the leg of two of the security guards, but with my multi-millions of dollars, I can give them paid vacation until they feel better.
Then I decided, hey, why bother doing it Internet Ranking style? I grabbed my photo, swam over to Japan, ran up to the Bemani unit offices in KCET, and dropped it down on Naoki's desk. I swung over to Konami Japan and played the demo of 7th Style NSC, and AAA'd Stoic Another with my toes.
By then I was getting a little tired, so...wait, you actually read this far?
Sucker. _________________
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Remy Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Astoria, NY |
10. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:40 am Post subject: |
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My mistake, didn't mean to lock it. _________________
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cfusionpm Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA |
11. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:04 am Post subject: |
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i never go to an arcade without my digital camera. if i do happen to forget it or my memory stick, i just play with little effort and dont care about my scores. _________________
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Brenden Trick Member
Joined: 04 Jun 2002 Location: Nashua, NH |
12. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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Ok if you worry so much about a video game like that, you definately need to get out more and get a life. That has to be about the stupidest post I ever read. |
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Cintifizzo Trick Member
Joined: 05 Mar 2003 Location: California |
13. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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wow, funny thing is that happened to me last week! _________________
I would probably list some great accomplishments... If i had any.
Updated: Passed So Deep October 2, 2003 |
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Cookies Trick Member
Joined: 06 Apr 2002
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14. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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REMY IS A WINNAR!!!11
Seriously, that was the funniest thing I've read all day.
Um, I would hypnotize them and tell them I did it and that they were witnesses, that way I could use them to back up my inane claim. |
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DDriStSSjTrUnks Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jun 2003 Location: So. San Francisco, CA |
15. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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save it on my nokia and leave a message on my home anwsering machine _________________
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Gyan of Hell Trick Member
Joined: 16 Apr 2003 Location: Side 3 |
16. Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Remy wrote: | My mistake, didn't mean to lock it. |
That's funny on so many levels _________________
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