DDR Farts

mega_heinous · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject: DDR Farts

You know what I noticed? There is always a time when youâre playing DDR or any other dance game, and a quick, sneaky rumbling feeling comes to your bowels and you know, for a fact, you have to fart. The problem is, is that there is nothing you can do about it and they just have to get themselves out of you. Itâs also humorous that they tend to come out on the beat of your steps, which ends up in this special moment which my friends and I call: DDR Farts. Call us immature, but Iâm just curious as to what other people think about this strange and funny phenomenon. I mean, come on! Iâm pretty sure that everyone has had this happen to them at one point in time... Itâs DDR Farts!

-Beth Myers

ArvinG · Trick Member Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Coquitlam, BC

This thread is already made of Win, but yes I fart in the arcade sometimes and they're so damn nasty... and when I play at home i get diarehha if I eat something then play alot of hard songs :x
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tekkie · Trick Member Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Location: Albuquerque

Posting in a potentially legendary thread.

I suppress all farts, especially while playing. Colon cancer? Bring it on.
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Don't even take it so seriously. It happens and then you let it go-er, act like it never happened.
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mistercow_pnoy · Trick Member Joined: 17 May 2005

I've farted a few times while playing, but I just let it out and keep playing.
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UncertainKitten · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:03 pm Post subject:

I generally let loose and blame it on the fat dude who is there every week.
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GotACoolName · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

I have never had to fart at the arcade before, even though I used to fart like thirty times a day.

I wonder why...
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BX^3 · Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

I've done it a few times and almost killed myself with that smell. Or maybe it was my dog farting always smells bad when playing.
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Odyssey · Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:36 am Post subject:

Way back when, I use'ta fart and be proud of it--if people smelled it.

Actually, the phenomenon makes perfect sense to me. The moving/bouncing/jumping/whatevering around shuffles and sifts the contents of your stomach, and... yeah. Something around those lines. (See why I'm not a scientist?)
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videoCWK · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Location: woh

I fart whenever I have one anyway (farts smell gud). But yeah, it is funny when they come out with your steps.
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I make farting noises with my hands in time to the music

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TPF.Catch22 · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jan 2006 Location: Euphoria

I've never had it happen during DDR, but ITG is a different story...

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TheCosmicPope · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jun 2005

During a recent local tournament, I stopped at Taco Bell and had three half-pound cheesy bean and rice burritos. When I returned, I was called up to play, and my constant farting threw my opponents timing off.

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Pyro90X · Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:54 pm Post subject:

lol ive never had to fart when i play...its just weird tho lol try farting when ur playing FaXX right in the middle and u fart all the steps...lol that would kill ur a$$
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videoCWK · Trick Member Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Location: woh

Sometimes I have to try really carefully not to shit myself while farting during faster songs. Does anyone else have to do this?
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