My Story I made

[T-A-K-A]

(strategically placed DDR/ITG songs) sorry if its dumb.





One day, as Tanya was on vacation at the beach in Ocean City, she got hungry. Tanya was laying in the hotel room and rolled over and picked up the phone and dialed the pizza place.

"I better order a pizza, because my hunger is quickening" she thought. "I haven't ordered a pizza since the summer of 1998."

"Hello?"

"Yeah, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, please. Can you deliver it to .59 street, Matsuri Japan?"

"No we cant deliver it all the way there..."

"Can you deliver to sexy planet?"

"no...uh...miss, we have no idea where that is."

"Okay fine just deliver it to the Princess Royale Hotel"

Before the pizza got there, Tanya decided to sit down and watch some hentai.

"It's time for sweet sweet love magic!" She yelled. DING DONG! "Oh yeah the pizza arrived!" Tanya ran down to the first floor but was distracted by the shop clerk of the gift store giving away free stuff.

"Who wants candy?" She was yelling.

"I do I do I do!!!" Tanya screamed. Then she demolished the gift shop in a rabid attempt to eat it all. Somehow her attempt succeeded.

"I love, love sugar!" she said. Oh no! a French time bomb! Un....deux...trois...STOP!!! Don't drop the bomb or it'll go off (no way...) Tanya disarmed it with her unbelievable super powers she stole from cartoon heroes. The random bomb didn't cause any pandemonium in the hotel lobby for no reason. Then there was a log on the main lobby floor. People could trip over that! I guess it would be a major trip machine. Tanya lit it on fire to get fid of it but accidentaly started burnin' the floor.

"Ah...anyway, my pizza's here!" She ran over to get it from the guy at the door.

"Finally you got here! Geez! I thought you'd be here by tomorrow or something." Tanya complained. "It looks brilliant!"

"Well it may look brilliant 2U, but not to me. Just take the pizza." he said.

"Hey you have an afro!" Tanya noticed. "It's so big, it's like an afronova...right?"

"I work at Pizzanova (Canadain pizza place)" the guy said. "That could work too. I didn't want my hair like this, I just have a stupid barber."

"So, if you have messy hair, then I guess it's afronova primeval." Tanya you're a moron.

She ran back up to her room and got ready to devour her pizza.

"I'll be lovin' this pizza!"

she ate a couple slices, but suddenly she got the feeling someone was watching her, waiting to steal her pizza. This made Tanya have PARANOiA. She got violently sick in the sync.
"Ugh.. maybe something is wrong with me psychologically." she wondered.

She got out her laptop and went online to www.blonde girl... I mean to www.IHaveProblems.com. They required her to take a one question IQ test. "What is the first letter of the alphabet?"

"Oh that's easy! It's A" Tanya said.

Maybe I should take a walk on the beach to calm down a bit.

She went down to the shore, ONLY TO FIND (sorry inside joke) a lot of insects flying around. She saw a butterfly, a firefly, a bumblebee, and a twinbee, whatever the hell that is. There was also an empty can. So she thought "why not? I think I'll kick the can."

"I hear music!" Tanya proclaimed. So she ran down to the boardwalk. "Oh no! This isn't good. It's a rave. Even worse, everyone has C2 so it's a dynamite rave. They're all taking ecstacy! They must be getting a wild rush. I better get outta here." So she ran off down the boardwalk, looking for something else.

Tanya walked past some guy who told her to look to the sky. She did, and she saw the miracle moon, a shooting star, and counted 321 stars.

"Will it make my wishes come true?" Tanya asked him.

"Yes, it's absolute." he replied. "My name is Max, but you can call me Max 300, Max unlimited, or Max whatever."

"okay." Tanya agreed.

Max pulled a dollar out of his pocket. "I've got some money for the arcade. What do you wanna do?"

"Be careful!" Tanya yelled. "That's got explosives in it! It's a boom boom dollar!" She grabbed it from his hand and threw it in the air. Then it blew up. It made pretty colors.
"Thanks..."

"Why is there so many explosives in this story?" Tanya said.

"What story?"

"The one I ran out of ideas for"

"Huh?!"

"Nevermind."

"Here, I got you a pink rose."

"Thank you!"

Then they skipped away to the arcade where they played DDR and ITG, like you should, so stop reading and go B4U cant anymore!
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[xpguardian]

there is a thread like this somewhere a while back.
EDIT: i did a search for the topic but my computer is being retarded and wont work right. you have a red foot so you probobly remember the thread im talking about. o well. good story though. i wish i could write like that.
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Nice.
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[OniDo]

That was...interesting. But goot.
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lol thats a awesome story

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Submit it there, they have lots of DDR stories as well as many others.
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[Zonic]

I actually tried to do one at one time......Let's see if I can remember.... *Turns on classical music* It's wierd, believe me...

On da 20th day of November in 1998, 2 guys named Max, who was a Drop Out, & Abyss, who had alittle bit of ecstasy in him, were wondering what if a sexy planet exsisted.

"Hey", said Max. "Let's go ta Auron's Party!" "Where's dat?" said Abyss, as he looked at the sky. "321 Absolute Street" said Max. So they went to da bus stop & kicked a can along da way.

At da party, there were bad girls, boys, & for some reason, cowgirls. "What are they celebrating?" said Abyss. "They discovered....DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" said Max.

Looking at da DDR Machine with their deep, clear eyes, they were fasinated by da colors & da crashing of da feet to da pads. it was just what they needed to get up & move & groove for once. Anyone who could've A'd PSM was considered a part of this generation.

"I'm gonna give it a try!" said Max. "Don't be a hero!" said Abyss. "Just put some faith in me." said Max. Strangely enough........He did it....& got an AAA....Everyone was paranoiaed about how he easily did dat. Leaving da party, they noticed dat da cherry blossoms had bloomed. "What was da point of today?" said Abyss as they crossed Nightmare Street. "I'll beat anyone before you know it" said Max as he whistled a song. & That's da way 1998 was & da legend of Max goes.

So, how was it? Wierd? I had alot more, but I can't remember....

[Phr34k_TeN]

HAHA i love these stories they make me yeah i've seen something like this lik 230498 years ago somewhere...can't seem to remember where though...ANYWAY good stories
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