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T-14
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1.  Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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what do you know?
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Da-Risin-Smoke
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| 2. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:14 am Post subject: |
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this is the worst R.O.T.T. ever. 
someone made this thread but they were talking about what reminded you of DDR making it more silly.
but this is better.
"I like to play DDR 8th mix, but some of these songs are too EXTREME."
there's one.
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Goldeneye
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| 3. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:54 am Post subject: |
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Two guys are playing ITG. One says, "You know when I love to play ITG?"
The other says, "When?"
"On a Day Like Today" *
A bunch of people are playing ITG when a cat walks into the arcade. One guy says, "Hey, that's my cat!" Then a chinese guy says, "NO, little kitty mine!" *
What did the gangster ITG player call a bunch of potatoes and carrots glued to the ITG machine? Da Roots. *
A DDR player is in algebra class. His teacher tells him to solve a problem. He works on it. She asks what the answer is, and he says "y=R3" *
What did they name the police station that got a DDR machine? Rhythm and Police.
What did they call the old woman who came to the arcade and gave everybody quarters? Kind Lady. *
What is the story of the kid who triple Aed every DDR song?
The legend of max.
What did they call the kid who brought a countless number of quarters to the arcade? Max unlimited.
What did they call the guy who went to the insane asylum from playing too much DDR? Paranoia Survivor.
What did his nametag at the asylum say? Paranoia Survivor Max. *
What did the pimp say when he walked into the arcade accompanied by two beautiful women? "I play doubles." *
What was the general reaction of everyone who was trying to escape the burning arcade? Hysteria *
What did they call the fat DDR player? A heavy player *
What did they call the anorexic DDR player? A light player *
Why did the guy fail the ITG tournament? Because at the very end he made One False Move *
What does the DDR player keep his books and personal belongings in at home? A cabinet * (ooh, that was terrible  )
A fat DDR player was put on a diet. He soon gave in and ran to the store, grabbing every chocolate bar he could hold. The cashier said, "Stop bar hugging." * (That was even worse  )
What did they call the group of guys who were all sent to the nut house together after going crazy from too much DDR? The Paranoia Brothers. *
Two dance game players are going biking together. One of them has a flat tire. What did the other say while he was fixing it? "Hurry and Pump It Up." *
What did the ITG player call his How I Spent My Summer Vacation report? Summer in Belize *
Okay, so that's all the ones I know for now. Yes, they are all incredibly terrible and retarded. But that's what makes them fun. I've got so much time on my hands...
btw, the ones with * after them are ones that I made up. The others are what my friend told me.
Please, post more if you know any.
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kamron_1
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| 5. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Goldeneye wrote: |
What did they name the police station that got a DDR machine? Rhythm and Police. |
win.
What do you call two dancers getting married? Happy Wedding
what does a male ddr player say to show courtesy for a female ddr player? B4U
that's all
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Pop'n Usagi!
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| 6. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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Those aren't puns, those are (bad) jokes.
A pun is a play on words, generally using a word that sounds like or means the same as another word in a sentence. Not fitting an ITG/DDR song title into a joke.
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Synaesthesia
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| 7. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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I remember posting in an old iteration of this. I actually had a pun, and no one laughed. The end.
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| 8. Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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In a calculus class....
Professor: So the vertex is the point at which the above angles intersect. It is possible to square it and
ITG Fanatic: VERTEX SQUARED LOL!!!111!!1!
Professor: Um, is there something that you want to share with the rest of us?
ITG Fanatic: That was an excellent pun! I'm putting it on a forum when this class is over!
DDR Fanatic: Why? That song's stupid. MAX 300 ROX0RS!
ITG Fanatic: How can MAX 300 defeat Vertex Squared?!
DDR Fanatic: Have you beaten it?
ITG Fanatic: In the heat of the night, yes!
DDR Fanatic: Oh no I am really scared!
ITG Fanatic: Vertex^2 is awesome!
DDR Fanatic: You're just saying that 'cause you're afraid of playing MAX 300!
ITG Fanatic: Your feet. Let them move and see what happens.
DDR Fanatic: NO! I LOSE!
ITG Fanatic: Sweet victoly!
DDR Fanatic: Not yet!
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Goldeneye
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Da-Risin-Smoke
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| 12. Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| *gradiusic cyber* wrote: | what song is kim wildes fav ddr song? kids in america
sorry bad 1 |
yep.
here is the best example of a pun: what has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
i kid drowned in a honeybucket. a crappy way to die.
THOSE are puns.
nice "would be" puns though.
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| 13. Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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What did the DDR machine say to the guy doing The legend of MAX? Oh Nick Please Not So Quick
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| 14. Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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It's obviously clear that very few people know what a pun is so here:
CancerWEB says:
pun
A play on words which have the same sound but different meanings; an expression in which two different applications of a word present an odd or ludicrous idea; a kind of quibble or equivocation. "A better put on this word was made on the Beggar's Opera, which, it was said, made Gay rich, and Rich gay."
Da-RiSiN-sMoKe's got the idea. |
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| 15. Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I just read the most retarded thread in the world on DDR Freak" and another guy says to him "You read the pun thread too right?" 
LAUGHS?!?!?
*ahem* |
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| 16. Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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An arrow walked into a bar...
Double-Pun. Pwned.
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| 17. Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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I like to get some B4U do.
Be Lovin it
When was a child that is now 7 years old born. 1998
It is EXTREME to the MAX, PERIOD.
My backpacks is so Heavy. Really mine is Standard.
The car is Quickening so we can't catch up.
The game SILENT HILL has horror in it.
Look at Us, we've sunk so low
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| 18. Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Heard this one a while ago...
- What do you call an explosive dance party?
- A DYNAMITE RAVE!
(Just a cruel joke =P)
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| 19. Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Goldeneye wrote: |
What did the pimp say when he walked into the arcade accompanied by two beautiful women? "I play doubles." *
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^: WIN!! XD
| Paranoia Fantasy wrote: | | What did the sign say when the road was closed off? D2R! |
^: WIN!!!
Okies, let's see what I can do...
Attempt #1
Adult Swim Complaint: "I don't like the old_ass anime..."
Adult Swimmer: "Æuck you. =) *televises Lupin the 3rd '78*"
Attempt #2
What do you call a constantly moving and revolving structure that possesses a gaseous atmosphere, yet it has long, beautiful hair? Sexy Planet.
Attempt #3
A woman gets in a tragic car accident and loses her memory.
3 months later, a man (her husband) goes to see her in the hospital.
The husband holds her hand and tells her how much he's been worrying about her. The woman then looked at her husband with the sweetest look in her eyes and said "I don't Remember You".
Attempt #4
One day while ironing his clothes, Jack accidentally burns himself with the iron. He screamed in pain, so his mother gave him some ointment for the burn.
The next day, he does the same thing, except this time, he didn't feel any pain, so he began ironing his arm. His mother saw this phenomena.
He then said "Look ma! I guess I reached my Hot Limit! =D".
His mother then passed out.
Attempt #5
A lonely girl was at a party sitting in the corner.
Another girl came up to her and said "Get Up And Dance"
(tsk)
Attempt #6
New York Times Headline: Saddam seizes US government.
Bill Gates: "I guess it's the End of the Century...dammit."
Attempt #7
*Gambol video happens*
*guy runs into a Dead End*
Attempt #8
A mother sneaks into the room of her son.
To her surprise, he's looking at porn on his PC!
She then sneakily jots down the URL..."www.blondegirl..."
Attempt #9
A carnival has begun!!
So many things to do!! So many fun things around!! Even a clown(d)!!
One family enters the Barnum-Bailey⢠clown-house and a clown offers the youngest child (1yrs old) a balloon. The family immediately agreed, so the clown began using helium to blow up the balloon. Once blown, he gives the balloon the the 1yr old.
The 1yr old then tries to show off by untie of the balloon and sucking up the helium for a voice change...........unfortunately, he sucked too much and died. The clown then said "Bye Bye Baby Balloon" to himself as he silently walked away from the incident.
Attempt #10
An arizona man dying of thirst says to himself, "will it Eversnow?".
Attempt #11
A gay couple unknowingly walks in a straight bar and sees lots of guys.
Trinity: "Oooooh, I want HIM tonight! *slurp*"
Louiey: "Oh really? I think I have A Little Bit of Ecstacy left over from last night. =)"
Attempt #12
A bus of tourists go on a trip to Mexico, one of them being a DDR maniac.
When the bus arrives, a mexican candidate comes aboard to greet everyone and give touring instructions. When the mexican candidate asked if anyone knew how to speak Spanish/Mexican, the DDR maniac said "Si, si!! Samba De Janiero!!! Trance De Janierooo!!!! Si!!! See? =D".
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