DDR Song Title Puzzle

[Chris In Texas]

INSTRUCTIONS:

Each sentence below contains a name of a song on DDR Supernova, as listed at DDR Freak. To find the song, you have to take some words out of the sentence, and rearrange the words (not the letters) to form the phonetic equivalent of a DDR song. The number at the end of each sentence tells how many of the sentence’s words are used.

For example:
Riji wanted to sue Matt for defecating in her bed pan (4).

If you take the four words “riji, sue, matt, pan”, and rearrange them as “matt sue riji pan”, you get a rough phonetic equivalent of Matsuri Japan.

Phonetic equivalents are reasonable, although not always exact.




QUESTIONS

1. The farmer’s daughter said to the chicken rancher’s son, “Oooh, may I play with your c-ock?” (3) (NOTE: had to add the dash because of stupid auto-profanity blocker)

2. Bioclown was a bad teen: he drew on every desk in school. (3)

3. That speed drummer would haul a$$ on every lick he played. (2)

4. SOME unnamed feline sent our previous board down the toilet. (2)

5. Alex accidentally dropped a ball peen hammer on his Counting Crows CD. (2)

6. The only restaurants left in the mall are a Chick-Fil-A and a cheap chino joint. (3)

7. Even a nit-wit like me is due a AAA sooner or later, right? (3)

8. Wompa’s new dog is going nuts, since his old mutt left his scent all over his turf. (3)

9. Lizzie was very intrigued by that woman that had her eyes fixated on her copy of Maxim. (3)

10. The bees at the bay that stung accela brought tears to her eyes (3)

11. The boss docked Earl 20% of his paycheck for skipping work last Friday. (3)

12. Emo, Goth, potheads: I shun ‘em all, every last one of ‘em! (2)

13. The whole damn nation can’t even fasten their own damn pants: thanks for the saturation of Big Macs, Mickey D’s! (3)

14. Lauren’s goal in life is to dance in the Sky Dome. (3)

15. Emalee likes to pout when I tell her not to draw on the walls. (2)

16. The grad school instructor was arrested: he would regularly use his office computer for sick cyber-sex. (5)

17. Al, you are a man of virtue: Rita was at a loss for words when you showed up on the scene with her long-lost sister. (6)

18. While visiting the La Brea Tar Pits, Sue had her purse stolen. (3)



NOTE: One of the answers assumes what I have discovered is a mis-pronunciation of a song title. Find my other recent post in this forum for an explanation.

[RBCF retunes]

[Barndoor_08]

1. Kakumei
2. Bad Routine
3. Holic
4. Centaur
5.
6.
7.
8.
9. Maximizer
10.Baby's Tears- Added by Barndoor_08
11.
12. E-motion
13. Fascination Maxx
14. Golden Sky
15. Drop Out
16. Gradiusic Cyber
17.
18. Super Star