Move over DDR and ITG, here comes DANCE PRAISE!

[mcharles13]

As a christian i think this is an interesting thought but it's kinda stupid at the same time. Some of those songs i like listening to, but dancing to? I think i'll stick to the actual dance music in DDR and other games. Also their song titles are poorly chosen.

I had a friend whose mom wouldnt let him play any other NES games but those Christian ones. Anyone remember that Noahs Ark 3D game that came out for NES on the wolfenstein engine. (you can download this for any NES emulator and see how silly it is)

It was weird. You were Noah and the animals were getting rowdy, so you had to feed them to calm them down. But instead of feeding them normally you had all these different types of food guns and you'd shoot the food into the animals. my fav was the rocket launcher/watermellon blaster, which was a big buttocks (i didnt originally say buttocks) slingshot that blast watermelons at the animals and it would explode on impact satisfying lotsa animals at the same time.

Some of these Bible games are great simply because the are horribly horribly cheesy. I remember another game were you'd get some weapon called "The wrath of God" It would kill everything on the screen in one hit.

[mcharles13]

[skate323k137]

EDIT: Signal to Noise Ratio less than 0.1 (insane huge as quoting removed).

wow. i almost peed my pants reading the song list. thanks.

for the record, terrible idea. konami could sue but i doubt they will, they're probably getting as much of a kick out of this as we all are.

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super noahs ark 3d and spirtual warfare respectivly


(super noahs ark was a SNES game the only unlicensed game ever and i almost bought up a japanese copy (sweet jesus why this game was trnaslated ot japanese is beyond me) just becasue it was hilariously horrid looking also becasue they wernt smart enough to beat thesnes lockout they bought up a bunch of game genies wiped all the lableing off and rebranded their games in them so you had to have e legit snes game to even make the horrid peice run


locke this is a bad idea only because the exectuion is incredibly shity had they bothered to make the game good enough to warent attention fomr the big Ks legal department then you might have apoint but halfassing a game shoving jesus on it then calling it christain entertainment aught to be a sin it only serves to say one thing adn that thing is "hey folks our belifes are so worthless that we let anyone brand them on to any old trash so please dont belive that we are hard up for fresh blood and money"
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[mcharles13]

That's the game!

The Spiritual Warfare one i played on my friends nes. The super noah ark 3d i played on an emulator.

It was horrible looking, i mean stupid horrible, but it was hilarious.

[geo_android]

"Oops!...I Sinned Again! (GoToHell Mix)"? Too inappropriate for kids, but it is indeed funny.

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spiritual warfare was actulay a quasi decent zelda clone if you ignored some poor progrmaing choices (the whole airport was poorly done and it had some lame TNT puzzles that would kill you in the park if you entered some certain screans form the wrong side) not as good as nutopia or landstalker but still decent enough to not deserve to just be used as a rectal celaning device
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[PenguinMan]

Man, I already made steps for a few of those songs. Why didn't they just ask me for them?

Still, this isn't a bad idea at all, but if the execution is bad, that's a crying shame, since the songlist actually looks pretty good, although a little too CCM-ish. No Michael W. Smith though.

And I still think it's hilarious people judge the quality of the music by its lyrics or the beliefs of the artists. While there are too many Christian bands that just seem to fit a particular mold and is just bland crap, there are those that are original and interesting, even to non-Christians. And Christian rap isn't that bad, it's just not about being a thug so it's automatically lame or whatever.
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"You turned my wailing into dancing; you removed my sackcloth and clothed me with joy." - Psalm 30:11

XBL GamerTag: PenguinMan26

[mei_iro]

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[MiiChan]

EDIT: Signal to Noise Ratio ~ 0.02. (Hugh Jasse quote removed)

If that was truly the song list, I would buy it for the pure cheese factor alone.

[rmz]

[sherl0k]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

Buddhism is NOT a religion. It's a philosophy. let's get that straight. At least that's what I've been taught in school...
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[mei_iro]

we're not talking about religion here!!!

we're talking about the fact that this game was released and my opinion is that the idea of this game is stupid, and the game itself is ILLEGAL!

ok? now drop the religion thing with japan!!! i just needed it as an example u morons, not to change the subject

the game idea of Dance Praise sucks in my opinion, period.

::but its good to teech kids about god... but then again, youre teaching kids to break laws::
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Dark Hue
taka942

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[mei_iro]

you know you're still going along the wrong subject right... lets get back to the subject about Dance Praise ok? do not continue this little arguement because that isnt the topic.
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taka942

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