Metal Pad Lube Up?

HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: Metal Pad Lube Up?

Should I lube up my metal pads, and if I should what kind? I have no problem playing on my CF with shoes but my RO Metal Pad and ROAB are both hell to play with shoes and I really cannot pass 9s or 10s on ITG without banging my my toes. And yes, I read everything before posting.

Norkusa · Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:48 pm Post subject:

Use K-Y

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HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:16 am Post subject:

I had to sneak into my parents dresser to get some but it was worth it. I sealed up the exposed parts of the pad and lubed it up. After the first few games I was very uncomfortable, but after a while the copius amounts had slapped on diminished and now I can play Tell without me breaking my toenail in half....now I know what the smell of sex is, no matter how much sanitizer and soap I wash my hands with I still can't get the scent out.

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...you...actually...did...it?

HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:23 am Post subject:

Yes I sure did, it took some thought and some stealth skills but I completed the task at hand.

ThePandemonium · Trick Member Joined: 05 Jul 2005

dude, ummmm. I thought it was a joke... Do you realize where that bottle has been... Or has touched?!?!?!?
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HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:09 am Post subject:

Luckly, there were rubber gloves right next to the KY, so, being the health freak I am I sprayed disinfectant on the gloves and put them on, then I grabbed the sticky bottle of love juice and slapped it on, that stuff was so strong the smell still is on my hands...it went through the freaking gloves.
BTW, it was not KY, it was some Adam and Eve knockoff.
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KILLJOY · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:47 pm Post subject:

now i feel nautious. thanx
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Captain_Jack89 · Trick Member Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: The Pad

you are aware that that lube has probably been in your moms buttocks?

Happy_HardCore · Trick Member Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Location: SanDog

I am proud to share part of my name with you., Hardcore... well played.
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HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:07 pm Post subject:

I just figured out the reprecussions of what I did, I prolly contracted aids...excuse my while I empty out my stomach contents and try to get the smell of sex off my AB with copius amounts of air freshener....actually if I do that I have to start a square one trying to get it unsticky'd...I rather take my chances on this one cause I don't like backtracking.
BTW, yes, I am pretty proud to share the "Hardcore" part of my name with another of the "hardcore" persuasion, cause we be "hardcore" like that, naw meen.
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ThePandemonium · Trick Member Joined: 05 Jul 2005

I just hope you realize that desturbed me, and how did you know exactly where it was?!?!?

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LyNeX · Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject:

Wow. You are one gullible bunch.

HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject:

I totally agree with me being gullible, but the love juice actually works, the amount of friction has reduced and my shoes don't get as smoothed as they used to.
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ohhh good god this is the BEST THREAD EVER!

ThePandemonium · Trick Member Joined: 05 Jul 2005

I do have give you props for taking love juice on a DANCE pad... Next time spinkle some viagra on it!

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Norkusa · Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:39 pm Post subject:

HardcoreoftheEast · Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:48 am Post subject:

I really need to find another way to lubricate, because what would you think if you saw a 13 year old walk into the 7-11 and get some KY. Maybe bike lube...I am really up for anything.
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slvrshdw · Trick Member Joined: 05 Jan 2005

what about graphite..and this thread is just

anyway...id try graphite..not sure if itd do anything but it may be worth a try..and better than, uh.. "lube"
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