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PedanticOmbudsman Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR |
140. Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Griesus wrote: | that's some sick sh11t man, wtf no one wants to hear about your wild fantasy of masturbation in your hotel room |
Nobody mentioned masturbation except for you. I left the story open to interpretation on purpose, and if that's how you want to interpret it, that's your business, but I think it reveals more about you than it does about me. _________________
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HT Trick Member
Joined: 09 Aug 2005
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141. Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:23 am Post subject: |
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^good story. What luck you have, free games all day and bonus of playing with hot chics. _________________
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linkismyhero Trick Member
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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142. Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:07 am Post subject: |
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I got a chick playing from playing DDR, then she broke up with me for playing it to much instead of playing with her, if you catch my drift.
The Techno Trance 3 warning was right. Turning on all mods will keep you a virgin forever. |
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wakassjak Trick Member
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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143. Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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linkismyhero wrote: | I got a chick playing from playing DDR, then she broke up with me for playing it to much instead of playing with her, if you catch my drift. |
You...lucky...bastard...
Once again, for emphasis:
DDR < Sex |
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Synaesthesia Trick Member
Joined: 03 Apr 2005 Location: Crushing all deceivers, smashing non-believers |
144. Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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Well, we can't actually go so far as to make that statement. One could claim that DDR =! Sex, but some might conclude that Sex is defined on an asymptote, and therefore unattainable, but the limit at infinity of this point could be described as DDR, so while the F(life) at life=sex may not exist, DDR becomes a helpful substitute. _________________
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PedanticOmbudsman Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR |
145. Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:07 am Post subject: |
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HogoshaTenshi wrote: | ^good story. What luck you have, free games all day and bonus of playing with hot chics. |
Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm glad that at least one person got something out of the story after I spent so long typing it out. _________________
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Wermo Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Location: Hamilton ON |
146. Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:12 am Post subject: |
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I love your style Synaesthesia! Calculus in a hot chicks thread.
I discovered love first, then sex, then DDR. My wife and I share all three and I like #2 quite a bit but #1 is required for a healthy long relationship. #3's a perk that leads to #2 a fair bit too!! Think of the 3 intertwined circles that are commonly used to represents sets and now find me in the middle where all three intersect. That's bliss!
Did I mention that my wife is hot and she plays with me at the arcade and still beats my buttocks even though she gave birth to our baby 7.5 weeks ago!?! |
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linkismyhero Trick Member
Joined: 13 Jun 2005
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147. Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: |
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King_Dedede wrote: | linkismyhero wrote: | I got a chick playing from playing DDR, then she broke up with me for playing it to much instead of playing with her, if you catch my drift. |
You...lucky...bastard...
Once again, for emphasis:
DDR < Sex |
I agree, but I'm a virgin. I'm not horny or anything, but she did kinda manuver my hands to places I would NEVER touch a girl at of my own free will. I'm not a pervert!
BTW, I'm single again, any girls on this forum live in Texas? (Acts hopeful... ) |
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wakassjak Trick Member
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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148. Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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linkismyhero wrote: | King_Dedede wrote: | linkismyhero wrote: | I got a chick playing from playing DDR, then she broke up with me for playing it to much instead of playing with her, if you catch my drift. |
You...lucky...bastard...
Once again, for emphasis:
DDR < Sex |
I agree, but I'm a virgin. I'm not horny or anything, but she did kinda manuver my hands to places I would NEVER touch a girl at of my own free will. I'm not a pervert!
BTW, I'm single again, any girls on this forum live in Texas? (Acts hopeful... ) |
*sigh* A "pervert" is someone who does sexual things that are morally reprehensible. Fingering a girl's vagina is not perverted at all when she's asking you to do it. If you weren't comfortable with it, then that's fine, but keep in mind that if two people are engaging in consentual sexual acts together, it's not perverted (although some forms of sex are largely seen as perverted by society no matter what). Open your mind! |
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lolinternet Trick Member
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Location: Woodhaven, MI |
149. Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Now that I think about it, about half of the people who come to the arcade that I play at the most are girls.
It's pretty evenly split. I'm engaged so it doesn't really make that much of a difference, but it's nice to have a good mix instead of a bunch of sweaty nerds talking about how they just imported the newest bemani game or whatever the hell... |
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PedanticOmbudsman Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR |
150. Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:24 am Post subject: |
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lolinternet wrote: | Now that I think about it, about half of the people who come to the arcade that I play at the most are girls. |
Where is this? A link to the DDRFreak machine location entry would suffice. I need to add it to my "arcades to visit" list. _________________
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lolinternet Trick Member
Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Location: Woodhaven, MI |
151. Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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PedanticOmbudsman wrote: | lolinternet wrote: | Now that I think about it, about half of the people who come to the arcade that I play at the most are girls. |
Where is this? A link to the DDRFreak machine location entry would suffice. I need to add it to my "arcades to visit" list. |
http://www.ddrfreak.com/locations/locations.php?action=displayLocation&locationID=2369
I think the reason it's so mixed is because people go there specifically just to DDR, not anything else. |
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PedanticOmbudsman Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR |
152. Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm... my work-related travels have enabled me to visit quite a few different arcades all around the country, but none at any truck stops. I'll put it on my list. They've sent me to the Detroit area a few times, but not lately (except counting plane changes at DTW). I'm pretty sure I drove past there on I-75 once in my pre-DDR days. Small world. |
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1337 ♥ Kels Basic Member
Joined: 19 Jul 2005
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kamron_1 Trick Member
Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Location: YAY AREA |
154. Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:18 am Post subject: |
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the only thing i get from girls are my quarters stolen from the coin line
j/k heh
but seriously, there are some creepy people out there, girls hanging over me way back when 3rd mix ruled the world, and now even, but that's only because i tend to go to crowded places where people will cheer you on for passing Dynamite Rave Standard. _________________
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Da-Risin-Smoke Trick Member
Joined: 07 Apr 2005 Location: Spokane, WA area |
155. Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Hey, if you go to johnny zee's in victoria on a good night, you'll have japanese, and canadians gathered around you!
The best girls ive seen do heavy, but are too dependent on speed mods, or dont know how to cross over.
the ones on light: gettin there!
most of the girls either ask me how to play, vs. them, or praise me!
have you ever thought of the simple thing? ask for a fone #?
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PedanticOmbudsman Trick Member
Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR |
156. Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:14 am Post subject: |
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Da-RiSiN-sMoKe wrote: | The best girls ive seen do heavy, but are too dependent on speed mods, or dont know how to cross over. |
But when you do find a girl who can do crossovers, and do them well, my god, it's so worth the wait. Few things are sexier than a girl doing crossovers, if they don't bar-rape. I don't think bar-rapists are hot. I'll still watch the female bar-rapists, because it's still better than watching a guy (bar or no bar), but no-bar is so much better to watch.
Speed mods I don't care about. All it changes is how the arrows scroll on the screen; it doesn't change the movement of the body, which is where the action is.
Quote: | have you ever thought of the simple thing? ask for a fone #? |
I briefly pondered doing that in the story I told on the last page, but the hot girl in the story was like, 15, and I was like..... 24 . So I thought it might not be a wise idea. Ditto with most of the other hot girls I've seen gracing various dance machines. _________________
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kamron_1 Trick Member
Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Location: YAY AREA |
157. Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:10 am Post subject: |
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PedanticOmbudsman wrote: | But when you do find a girl who can do crossovers, and do them well, my god, it's so worth the wait. Few things are sexier than a girl doing crossovers, if they don't bar-rape. |
you don't know how much i agree with you. (hehe, my friends say i have a DDR fetish, now is that possible? =P) _________________
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wakassjak Trick Member
Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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158. Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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PedanticOmbudsman wrote: | Da-RiSiN-sMoKe wrote: | The best girls ive seen do heavy, but are too dependent on speed mods, or dont know how to cross over. |
But when you do find a girl who can do crossovers, and do them well, my god, it's so worth the wait. Few things are sexier than a girl doing crossovers, if they don't bar-rape. I don't think bar-rapists are hot. I'll still watch the female bar-rapists, because it's still better than watching a guy (bar or no bar), but no-bar is so much better to watch. |
I've seen a lot of girls who have excellent body coordination, can crossover and everything, and sort of lightly bounce or shuffle on the pad gracefully. However, their one weakness is usually rhythm. I don't want to stereotype, but it seems like even a lot of girls I've seen playing on Heavy still have problems with rhythm. |
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momosecretes Basic Member
Joined: 04 Aug 2005
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159. Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject: haha |
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DDR overall, is a time consuming game. if you put work in for this game, im sure you'll get your fair share of women/men outta this game. just as long as u go to the right places for it =] _________________
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