Whats the weirdest song lyric in a song.

ColorOfSakura · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:37 am Post subject:

The whole point of this thread was to post the weirdest lyrics IN A SONG. Not something you can make the lyrics sound like.

P.S. - It's not my fault that photobucket resized the image. I'm not about to wait 5 minutes for Photoshop to boot up (due to the fact that it has 23489127354092873509 plugins installed) just to change the size of the image.

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Makenshi · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:38 am Post subject:

GERARDAMO · Trick Member Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY

I'm surprised no one has said the girl in Trip Machine Survivor (Or maybe the other ones too, but I play this one the most) who says "Give it to Me Real Good!"

ColorOfSakura · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject:

penguin1232323 · Trick Member Joined: 10 Aug 2005

Wistle song, "open up put it in" something like that
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PARANOiA -Respect- · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject:

touch me from ITG:
I want you to touch me!

geez, it came right out and said it!

Wermo · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Location: Hamilton ON

The Whistle Song: Let's Kick It!

DDR_POONER · Basic Member Joined: 05 Aug 2005

yep whistle song i'd say.

"blow my whistle baby....open up put it in..."

Foti · Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:58 pm Post subject:

the lyrics to daikenkai are the craziest lyrics in all of ddr. here's what I found after doing a search -

Romaji Lyrics:

kaitentou kara nai gengo haitenshon to katai tenpo
I sendou suru jaiken go kara daikenkai senhou!
kaitentou kara nai gengo haitenshon to katai tenpo
I sendou suru jaiken go kara daikenkai senhou!

sanjuugo plus yon waru ni sura wa jikenu konpa sukitachi ni
assari donkaku ni ne jikomu sabaketa ongaki wa
dokkara doko made kabunkaran hatena wa onwaketa riyuu da
doitsu to koitsu no chuukuri ga tarashita kanfuki na

dendan henka tsuketa denpa ni noru taihen baka keta hatsuken ni ya
guu wo tsukuri ya jin kakusura kawaru tei ni agaru shin hakushu wa
tappuriako gita ga ni yo ibou wo nigiru den to chikara
doushite umareta toki kara tsuzukete kita kono asobi kata!

kaitentou kara nai gengo haitenshon to katai tenpo
I sendou suru jaiken go kara daikenkai senhou!
kaitentou kara nai gengo haitenshon to katai tenpo
I sendou suru jaiken go kara daikenkai senhou!

san doori kara yon doori! hon douri yori honnou ni
makaseta giri wo konpoushi gattsuri onkou ni
hontou ni kono donkou ni mata gatteireba don't worry
donpachi donpachi don kyou de doko don koubi suru nihon tou ni

san doori kara yon doori! hon douri yori honnou ni
makaseta giri wo konpoushi gattsuri onkou ni
hontou ni kono donkou ni mata gatteireba don't worry
donpachi donpachi don kyou de doko don koubi suru nihon tou ni
donpachi donpachi don kyou de doko don koubi suru nihon tou ni
donpachi donpachi don kyou de doko don koubi suru nihon tou ni

son toki son toki son choushi buchi kowashiteiku mihon douri da ba

here's the ENGLISH translation:

Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

35 plus 4 divided by 2, the partygoers who don't burst open don't know,
This sociable sound demon screwing into an obtuse angle easily,
They dunno where from or where to, but anyway he divided the sound.
Everyone's winding chatter is a dangling handkerchief.

An alteration in the radar and in the nonsense coming over the airwaves,
If you start snorin', your heartbeat that's goin' up as much as your personality changes
Is really greedy, but there's power and land of the priest's staff
And since I was born, I've kept on playin' like this.

Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires,
Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently,
Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires,
Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently,
Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

That time, that time, I give respect, we'll break it all apart, yo, just like this example.

--- Craziest lyrics?? I think so

GERARDAMO · Trick Member Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY

Brooks · Trick Member Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Location: Mantua, N.J.

Doesn't he also say "Blow it like you mean it, blow!"

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gasm · Trick Member Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Location: Montreal

GERARDAMO · Trick Member Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY

Eww... I can't believe (I already figured out what it meant a while ago) I downloaded it off the internet (Legally) and requested it for one of my karate demos many years ago. I was like 10. It's still just a flat out eww. I can't believe we actually got that song on DDR.
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wakassjak · Trick Member Joined: 01 Sep 2005

The only "weird" part in the whistle song is near the end (maybe only in the full version) where he says, "Blow the engine like a laser-guided missle!"

That's not just a misinterpretation, either. He couldn't be saying anything else.

GERARDAMO · Trick Member Joined: 23 Mar 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY

WARNING!!! Explicit content, I just found the lyrics to the whistle song! Oh No! The lyrics are pretty bad.

Blow my whistle doggy
Blow my whistle doggy
Blow my whistle doggy
Blow my whistle doggy

Open up put it in,
Lets begin.

Blow my whistle doggy

Blow it like u mean it (Blow)
Blow it like you mean it
You dont mean it
Blow it like you mean it
You dont mean it

HAw HAw Lemmi hear you say
Woo Woo
Louder!
Woo Woo
Let me hear you say
Woo Woo
Louder
Woo Woo
Is that wat you call loud....
Com'on
Lemmi hear you say
Woo Woo
Let me hear you say
Woo Woo
Louder
Woo Woo
I said louder

Blow my whistle doggy
Blow my whistle doggy
I said Blow my whistle doggy
Blow it like you mean it
You dont mean it
Blow my whistle doggy

Haw Haw, Lemmi hear you say...
Woo Woo
Louder
Woo Woo
Let me hear you say
Woo woo
louder
Woo woo
Is that what you call loud

Com'on
Now you doin it
Now you doin it,
like you supposed to
Now you doin it
Jus a little bit louder now (3x)

Blow your whistle (6x)
Blow the engine like a laser guided whistle
Blow your whistle (7x)
Blow it like you mean it now
I like you level
I like your level

Blow My whistle doggy!!!
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cloudsbrother5593 â¶â · Trick Member Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Location: Minnesota

"the fly" from LoM.
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What form of illegal substances r u on today?

A. Phillips · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: Visalia, CA

LoM: ENERGY, THE FLY, THE FEAR

paranoia survivor max: BRING IT ON DOWN

DAIKENKI (if that how you spell it) ALL OF THE SONG IN ENGLISH BECASUE NOT ONE PART NOT STUPID
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MAAAX_himself · Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:42 pm Post subject:

I think all of the lyrics in Wakka Lakka re weird....WHAT IS WAKKA LAKKA?

Left Shoe · Trick Member Joined: 31 Aug 2005 Location: Where am I?

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WARNING MORE EXPLICIT CONTENT! Sorry ahead of time!
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*cue the goofy bubblegum music*

Waka Laka's a thing to play for ever
...
Waka Laka's a place to be forever
...
See Waka Laka when you need (something I forget), ecstacy(sp?),
...
Waka Laka make you fly
...

*Music ends abruptly with

gunfire

*
"Stop him

! He's getting away with all of my $500/kg Waka Laka!"

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LOL! Ok, seriously, maybe this topic should be open to the weirdest
actual lyrics in a song, AS WELL AS unintentionally misinterpreted lyrics
from songs (DDR songs only) because, you gotta admit, this topic will
be

so

much

funnier!
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Weird lyrics (real):
Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin):
[THE WHOLE DARNED THING!]

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows,
if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes
words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook,
there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen rings
of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
but in the long run
There's still time to change
the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go,
in case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
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Oh, and don't forget Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen):

"silhouetto" = silhouette (sp?) / shadowy image
"Bismillah" = I remember that it's religious somehow, let's not go there
"Scaramough" = kinda' like a harlequin, I think
"Beelzebub" = more religious stuff - STAY OUT!
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Weirdest song lyrics that I think I hear regularly in DDR:
Jam Jam Reggae (both versions):

Monkey f***ing jam

[something like]
this is not a song written by a dead guy / dead man