You Know You've Been Playing DDR Too Much when...

dropoutextreme · Trick Member Joined: 28 Sep 2004

MY TOP TEN REASONS THAT I KNOW WHY I (and some people) PLAY TOO MUCH DDR! (not in order.)

1. When you get your paycheck every week, you blow it at the arcade on the ddr machine.
2. When you start saving money so that you can get a good quality metal dance pad

(or is that just me?

)
3. When you argue

with somebody to protect DDR's integrity.
4. When you spend hours looking for DDR mp3s, and only find that they don't work, so you do it for more hours.
5. When you sit in class and try to write down all of the songs that you can think of so that the class period goes by faster.
6. When everytime someone asks what "what do you want to do?" you tell them that u want to play DDR.
7. When you go to the arcade, just to show off in front of people.
8. When you start losing respect from people because you play too much.
9. When you think that "Max" is a God who someone made songs for to please him, and "Sakura" is a Godess, and "Paranoia" is not just a condition anymore, but now its a curse

...
10. When you post on sites like these to show how much you like ddr...

That, my friends, is how you know that u have played too much DDR... But we all know, that there is no such thing as too much DDR!

AK (Vanilla x Mint Mix) · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:01 pm Post subject:

Dance · Trick Member Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Location: Louisville, KY

Jeez....Nine is just a LITTLE bit of the top... I mean the Maxes are fun. But there should be more fun songs like Maxes...And they arn't "Gods"... hehe...
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AK (Vanilla x Mint Mix) · Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:36 pm Post subject:

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Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

You start feeling sexy and rub one out on the side of the machine whenever you get a [insert grade here].
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AK (Vanilla x Mint Mix) · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:43 am Post subject:

Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

Example:

"Hey, I just got a AAA! Boy, do I feel randy all of a sudden!" *Violent machine hump*

You know, getting frisky on the machine and whatnot.
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AK (Vanilla x Mint Mix) · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:58 am Post subject:

Cyd · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:49 am Post subject:

You know you have played too much DDR when your dick falls off and you smash it to pieces.
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Pandemonium · Trick Member Joined: 20 Nov 2004 Location: Swansea, MA

Rychan · Contributor Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Castle Rock, CO

When you play so much you end up with bruises under your big tonenails :X.
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Rajjab · Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject:

when a homeless man asks you for change, and you give him arcade tokens ^^

FujiFlame · Trick Member Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Location: Orlando, FL

Snoobus · Trick Member Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Location: St. Paul, MN

when you see yourself playing onscreen and you realize you don't own an eyetoy, or a TV

JMK173 · Trick Member Joined: 17 Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota

Today in math the teacher was talking and she said the maximum would be 300 and then she srote Max 300 on the board. Then i started thinking about the steps and doing them in my head and humming the song. Then i realized i had spaced out for like 20 minutes and remembered nothing.
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my99sl1 · Trick Member Joined: 18 Jan 2005 Location: Wheaton,IL

you run out of money!
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The Rhythm · Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:39 pm Post subject:

When you memorize an entire song and can play it backwards on stealth (like me!)

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