Bemani Is Officially Trying to Kill Me

disco_bombing · Trick Member Joined: 20 Nov 2004 Location: Portland OR

Okay, I've already busted tendons in both my ankles from DDR. That sucked. But now the other Bemani games are causing me great physical pain, and I'm beginning to realize that Bemani fucking hates my guts.

Dancemaniax- hit my wrist on one of the bottom sensors playing the first time, bled. Got better since then, but the wound is still there.

Guitar Freaks- pulled the guitar back (forget what this is called, because I hate Guitar Freaks) and hit this guy. He was about 6' and had muttonchops. Pushed me around and threatened to cause great misfortune upon my person, or more to the point was going to "frick kill me."

Para Para Paradise- Hah. Man, I hate your guts, Para Para. Making me dance around so much my pants fall down and everyone calls me a "flaming queen." I may be a queen but I am NOT flaming. (jk)

Beatmania IIDX- Now come on. How could Beatmania POSSIBLY hurt me? I play piano, damn it! Did a scratch and cut my finger open. It bled profusely.

Pump it Up is REALLY trying to kill me, though. Performed two consecutive jumps in a row, fell over, hit back, was in pain. Almost as bad as my ankles with DDR.

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Here's the thing. I don't get injured easily. I have a pretty resilient body. The only time I get (close to)mortally wounded is when I play Bemani. In fact, the last time I broke my leg pre-my Bemani days was when I was slow dancing. Yeah, you read that right: SLOW DANCING.

I was not born to dance, apparently. Not like that's going to- *trips and breaks back*

...stop me.
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CryptopsyBodom · Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:05 pm Post subject:

wear gloves, knee pads, shin guards, elbow pads, a back brace, and a helmet everytime you get near a bemani/music related machine

ver314 · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Albuquerque Nm

maybe,,you should just stop goin to the arcades.
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Thomas Hobbes · Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:49 pm Post subject:

A series of unfortunate events really.

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*runs away*
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SXA · Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:20 pm Post subject:

that wasn't a pun dude

The only bemani related injury I've gotten was huge blisters on my feet from DDR. They're all calloused now though.

Tomo_kun · Trick Member Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Location: SE-WI.

Dude, you should see a doctor. How can you cut your finger playing Beatmania or Beatmania IIDX?

Just a tip, Don't play Pop'N Music. XD
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goodtimesddr · Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject:

What ever you do don't wear pads and helmets, it'll make you look foolish.
Best thing I could say is, to probably stay far away from Bemani, and just pick up the musical arts of bag pipes.

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lol its evan · Trick Member Joined: 25 Oct 2004 Location: omaha, nebraska

i hurt my wrist because of the angle i held my wrists while i was playing drummania, but thats as bad as it got.

bemani-man · Trick Member Joined: 14 Jun 2003 Location: Ridgeland, SC

How exactly do you cut your finger on the Beatmania/ IIDX turntable? Its not sharp at all, just a record-shaped heavy peice of plastic and metal.

I've succeeded to hurt my left ankle every time I play B4U Light. On singles I freestyle. OOPS. Fall off the pad. Doubles I overstep. OOPS. Fall off the pad. Its the robots fault. *sobs*
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disco_bombing · Trick Member Joined: 20 Nov 2004 Location: Portland OR

Oh, I almost forgot Stepmania.

I made a doubles edit for Kakumei that had a part where you step on the far left arrow and the far right arrow... the splits. Whatever you do, men, do not attempt this on a pad. You will rupture your groin.

By the way, these were all slight exaggerations... just slight, though, I really have hurt myself pretty bad.
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Tsuri · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:04 pm Post subject:

How about trying this : stop being clumsy... that could easily solve your problem

bemani-man · Trick Member Joined: 14 Jun 2003 Location: Ridgeland, SC

Tomo_kun · Trick Member Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Location: SE-WI.

Next time explain to them why its impossible to hold a gun like that in real life.

You can't aim properly, and you do have more of a risk of breaking your wrist.
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Uh... so when do we get the porn forum?

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Swong · Trick Member Joined: 26 Jan 2002 Location: SJSU

You're in the safe if you play Drum Mania...
You didn't mention any mishaps when playing that game.

So play it; what could possibly happen, you'll get struck down by Zeus's bolt of lightning?

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indabeat · Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:02 pm Post subject:

wrap yourself in bubble wrap next time and you should be good to go

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tekkie · Trick Member Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Location: Albuquerque

I recommend learning how to play them better.

Or, bring a strew of four leaf clovers and horseshoes next time you go to the arcade.
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-joe- · Trick Member Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Location: lv

About your kakumei edit.

Me and my friend made a stoic doubles edit that at the end, there was a "ska a go go" type stream that was left on the left side and right on the right side. (I comboed the ending a couple times, lolol)
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