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Vodka Drunkenski Trick Member
Joined: 28 Mar 2004 Location: Ohio, America's bidoof |
20. Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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Alright, this is one that happens to me all the time. I play long train run'n facing away from the screen and AA it. Somebody always asks, "Did you memorize that?" No I called up Miss cleo the night before and had her tell me what the arrow pattern was going to be. Heres your sign. _________________
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oblivious Trick Member
Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Location: Wisconsin |
21. Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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Maxx 999 wrote: | ha thats funny when nerds use internet lingo in real life.
i had just put in my dollar to play and retard of a friend pushes it so i have to play maxx unlimited on heavy. halfway through my legs give out and i fail the song. a guy comes up and asks if the song was too hard.
I say "nah, i was saving my energy so i can do it later" HERES YOUR SIGN |
I know a ton of ppl who use chat lingo when talking with each other. Now you may think we are a bunch of losers who have no lives that sit at home and play DDR and type to our friends online all day, but most of these ppl actually are "cool". I'm the biggest nerd of their group (obviously) and I don't say anything like that.
Once in a while it will slip outta my mouth just cause everyone else is doing it... oh and i've done it in airports before... me and a few friends were down there for some strange reason saying "W T F" back and forth... nothing else... it kinda pissed off ppl. Whenever they would look at us, we would say "rof-l-ma-o" (say each "word" children) which made them think we were nutcases... we were then escorted out so very politely _________________
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b-aki Trick Member
Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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22. Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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i was playing ddr and i playing hot limit as my final song. when i finished, a girl said, "god, that was long." and i said, "no this is long." and i pulled down my pants. HERE'S YOUR SIGN |
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Nicx Trick Member
Joined: 07 Apr 2004 Location: hawaii |
23. Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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i AA'ed max300 heavy, with an audience.....
a intermediat player(who watched me do it from beginning to end) said OMG, did you just AAA it. (with the AA result screen still showing right behind me)
"yeah i AAA'ed it but the game ran out of A's and gave me only two"
Here's your sign. |
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Vash7ehStampede Trick Member
Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Location: Between the Wasteland and Sky |
24. Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Akeno wrote: | i was playing ddr and i playing hot limit as my final song. when i finished, a girl said, "god, that was long." and i said, "no this is long." and i pulled down my pants. HERE'S YOUR SIGN |
Why are only half of these jokes decent Here's Your Signs? |
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b-aki Trick Member
Joined: 30 Nov 2002
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25. Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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Vash7ehStampede wrote: | Akeno wrote: | i was playing ddr and i playing hot limit as my final song. when i finished, a girl said, "god, that was long." and i said, "no this is long." and i pulled down my pants. HERE'S YOUR SIGN |
Why are only half of these jokes decent Here's Your Signs? |
redo:
i was playing ddr and i was playing hot limit as my final song. when i finished, a girl said, "god, that was long." and i said, "yea, it almost beat the length of kerrys speech" Here`s...screw it.
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Mark of the DMast Trick Member
Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Location: What who put me in this tux |
26. Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Vash7ehStampede wrote: | Akeno wrote: | i was playing ddr and i playing hot limit as my final song. when i finished, a girl said, "god, that was long." and i said, "no this is long." and i pulled down my pants. HERE'S YOUR SIGN |
Why are only half of these jokes decent Here's Your Signs? |
Few ppl even know what this is little less how to do them correct but this really could be much worse so it's fine by me.
on a side note it is kinda hard to relate them to DDR I'll keep thinking tho _________________
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claw Trick Member
Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Location: Brampton/Mississauga, Ontario |
27. Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:29 am Post subject: |
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I was playing MaxX Unlimited on heavy at my house and my sister says "How do you move your legs so fast?" Here's your sign! |
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skillz187 Trick Member
Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Location: New Rochelle,NY/ Albany, NY |
28. Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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The funniest thing I ever saw was two guys I knew who were really good at DDR played , as a joke (I think), Its Raining Men on light and didn't even bother trying to step on the arrows and instead started dancing around like idiots. Me and all the other people who played the game were laughing our asses off, and so were some other onlookers. But after they were done, one guy walked up to them and asked if they were gay or something. So they replied "Am I gay? Well, bend over and lets find out shall we?" Here's Your Sign. _________________
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claw Trick Member
Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Location: Brampton/Mississauga, Ontario |
29. Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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are you retarded that makes no sense |
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Noobus Kahn Trick Member
Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Location: CA |
30. Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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i was eating pizza and i burped. here's your sign |
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Mark of the DMast Trick Member
Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Location: What who put me in this tux |
31. Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Noobus Kahn wrote: | i was eating pizza and i burped. here's your sign |
ROFL "I don't care who you are that's funny right there." _________________
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DJArfer Trick Member
Joined: 09 May 2004 Location: North Pole, Alaska |
32. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:06 am Post subject: |
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DMast (sober mix) wrote: | Noobus Kahn wrote: | i was eating pizza and i burped. here's your sign |
ROFL "I don't care who you are that's funny right there." |
hehe, no, it's not, but your response sure is |
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Mark of the DMast Trick Member
Joined: 15 Mar 2004 Location: What who put me in this tux |
33. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:17 am Post subject: |
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DJArfer wrote: | DMast (sober mix) wrote: | Noobus Kahn wrote: | i was eating pizza and i burped. here's your sign |
ROFL "I don't care who you are that's funny right there." |
hehe, no, it's not, but your response sure is |
made me laugh and I very rarely do while on the internet. I guess I just like extreme sarcasm. _________________
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skillz187 Trick Member
Joined: 14 Jul 2004 Location: New Rochelle,NY/ Albany, NY |
34. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:08 am Post subject: |
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HyDrA wrote: | are you retarded that makes no sense |
Yes. Yes I am. Is that a problem? _________________
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Noobus Kahn Trick Member
Joined: 04 Apr 2004 Location: CA |
35. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:55 am Post subject: |
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i think we should rename this thread "sarcasm" |
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Redwngs13 Trick Member
Joined: 08 Feb 2004 Location: Hockeytown |
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Footstep Trick Member
Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Location: In my own little world |
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runningwolf117 Trick Member
Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Location: DE |
38. Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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Lord of the DDRings wrote: | this joke doesnt have anything to do with DDR but i thought it was funny when it happened... My friend got a drink, and my other friend was like "Are those ice cubes in your drink?" And my friend says, "No, they're floaties." Here's Your Sign. |
I don't know why, but that struck me as so damn funny.
Anyway, I'm sure a ton of you get this.
I'm playing DDR and almost every time I get asked this
"Hey, does the game tell you were to step?"
"No I just pull them out my buttocks" Heres your sign! (Note: I don't actually say that to people, I guess I'm to polite.) |
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canmewda Trick Member
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Location: Myrtle Beach, SC |
39. Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:38 am Post subject: |
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i'm guessing that this has happened before to people who paly alone quite often, i just finished palying freckles, yes freckles not even a max or a paranoia or something remotely difficult, andyway i AA'd it and then someone says to me "wow you must be the best at this game in the world" i then proceeded to fly in yasu and take just to prove to him that i suck (well ok i didn't do that) what i did do was play it up like i was , and that no one was better than me then played a set of standard songs which i AAA'd then explained what AAAing meant, he then proceeded to ask it those were the hardest songs (witch doctor, cowgirl, midnite blaze, standard mind you) i told him yes _________________
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