Annoying little kids

[To_The_Sky]

[pidgezero_one]

One time I brought my ps2, ddr mats, and DDRMAX to my friends' house. When they were playing a song, their 1-year-old brother started going on the mat as the same time as one of them... It was pretty funny to see but it threw her off. So afterwards we unplugged the second mat and he was pretending to play on it.
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[Bubblegum]

[kami~koe]

~twitches because she has a sibling like that~

His famous line, "I am better becaiuse I jump more." Him playing Twilight Zone on Beginner mode. I try not to laugh and hurt is feelings to bad.....
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[Tomo_kun]

[3DR]

Yeah, I don't even like people shadowing me. Kids don't, and never have, bothered me, hmmm, usually they just stand there and watch.
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[Maxx 999]

who doesnt hate little kids when theyre being annoying?

my favorite kind of little kid, however, is 8-12 year old smartasses.
they talk crap and hit you with reverse logic and claim they can AAA Maxx unlimited with their eyes blindfolded. it sucks because since theyre just barely younger than you, you cant shoot them point blank w/ a shotgun. that or punching them, punching works.

My reason for them being my favorite is because theres other ways to get them. "Oh, okay, lets play PSMO just as you requested." (kid fails)
"what happened? i thought you could do it like nothing?"
(kid leaves crying, world is once again safe)
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[ddr_hero]

this one buzz cutted little sh-it tried to take my turn on the local extreme, so i said, look there are 2 pads, pick one. so he picked the 1player, btw... the kid musta been bout 12-13-10 i dunnow. but he came up to my upper chest and had a stupid buttocks buzz cut, and a jnco shirt. GOD that pissed me off. and he said that he could do MAX300 on heavy, so i said, "let's do something better. how about sexy planet momo mix?" and the kid couldn't even do cowgirl on light, that was the second song. so the little kid failed sexy, and went and told on me to his mom. this kid was tubby, but his mom was beyond fat. she roared in a godzilla like voice "what did you do to my son!!!!!!" while trying to avoid the fireas of hell, i said 'nothing. he failed the stage so he got salty, and ran to you." wrong thing to say. every bit of fat on her tremendous body shook as she screamed "YOU LITTLE SH*T!!! DON'T YOU EVER F*CKING LIE TO ME!!!!!! YOU TRICKED MY SON!!!!!" at this point, the manager came to see what all the hellfire and screaming was about, ao i told her, your son said he could do a certian stage, so i picked it, and he failed it." "F*CKING LIAR!!!!" the manager said "Mam, what seems to be the problem?" she grinned and calmed down, and said"this boy tricked my son out of his money. i want him kicked out and a full refund" the manager is a close personal freind of mind and said "is this true." i said "he said he could do MAX300 on heavy blindfolded, so i picked sexuy planet momo and he failed it and ran to her, then she started yelling" so the manager told her to leave, but she wouldn't leave without an appologe a full refund and my buttocks kicked outta putt putt. so the manager called the cops. and the willoghby police are extremely restless. they like to make a mountian outta a molehill. in willoghby, you never get a warning. you get thrown straight in jail, if you f* up. so the police told the woman to come with then, and she refused and he pulled out the handcuffs, and she said OK OK! and i turned to head back for another game, and i heard a click. i presume it was handcuffs.


there was a christian summercamp watching me, and someone was on the bar, and i hit the bar, and knocked them off. i appoligised, and when the mother came (i guess it was a feild trip that the parents went on too.) i told her that it was an accident, and she told her kid not to play when someone else is playing. then another mother came up, and said "Teach my daughter how to play" so i said, ok. and basicly just said what the startup screen for beginner said, and played a few stages. the little girl tried, but she had the attention span of a cheese sandwich. she was like 8 or something. then when i came back to the arcade 3 days later (yeah i go like 4 times a week, so!)heather said that that one mother with the little girl had left mr $1. i'm like sweet.


this one kid told me i suck for failing legend road, so when he failed 321 stars on light, i pointed at him and said loudly but diddn't yell"HA HA! loser!" he was like 13, 12. skater punk
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[DDRdre]

Where the heck does this happen. Some of you might call me little (im 12 and short) but just at my sig to see what i can do. Anyway does this happen like every single day? lol
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[Creamy Goodness]

There are so many instances where little kids have messed me up.

Yesterday some kids were yelling and screaming the whole time and kept asking me questions while I was in the middle of a song. Maybe ignoring them didn't help.

Another time I was in the middle of Burning Heat! when some kid come up behind me and for THE WHOLE SONG he's like "CanIplayCanIplayCanIplayCanIplayCanIplayCanIplay..." I can't believe he had that much breath. I ended up having to give another kid a dollar to distract the kids long enough for me to finish my round.

Also, about the button hitting thing. I once saw a person from one of the DDR teams here in CNY (who's name I won't mention) jump on the pad when one of my friends were playing and turn on like every mod possible at the song selection screen. My friend was able to turn them all off obviously, but she was really pissed. The kid who did it isn't a "little kid" either, I think he's like 17.
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[Bubblegum]

I'm turning twelve in November and I am not an annoying little kid! But there are others, I do presume. Some kids my age are so immature it's scary.
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[magicxsoldier]

i'm 11 also and i don't do all that crap..and for my its not the little kids that shadow me its thebig dudes who shadw me while im doing matsuri japan (heavy)

rrgg...
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[Atomsk255]

[quote="ddr_hero"] this one buzz cutted little sh-it tried to take my turn on the local extreme, so i said, look there are 2 pads, pick one. so he picked the 1player, btw... the kid musta been bout 12-13-10 i dunnow. but he came up to my upper chest and had a stupid buttocks buzz cut, and a jnco shirt. GOD that pissed me off. and he said that he could do MAX300 on heavy, so i said, "let's do something better. how about sexy planet momo mix?" and the kid couldn't even do cowgirl on light, that was the second song. so the little kid failed sexy, and went and told on me to his mom. this kid was tubby, but his mom was beyond fat. she roared in a godzilla like voice "what did you do to my son!!!!!!" while trying to avoid the fireas of hell, i said 'nothing. he failed the stage so he got salty, and ran to you." wrong thing to say. every bit of fat on her tremendous body shook as she screamed "YOU LITTLE SH*T!!! DON'T YOU EVER F*CKING LIE TO ME!!!!!! YOU TRICKED MY SON!!!!!" at this point, the manager came to see what all the hellfire and screaming was about, ao i told her, your son said he could do a certian stage, so i picked it, and he failed it." "F*CKING LIAR!!!!" the manager said "Mam, what seems to be the problem?" she grinned and calmed down, and said"this boy tricked my son out of his money. i want him kicked out and a full refund" the manager is a close personal freind of mind and said "is this true." i said "he said he could do MAX300 on heavy blindfolded, so i picked sexuy planet momo and he failed it and ran to her, then she started yelling" so the manager told her to leave, but she wouldn't leave without an appologe a full refund and my buttocks kicked outta putt putt. so the manager called the cops. and the willoghby police are extremely restless. they like to make a mountian outta a molehill. in willoghby, you never get a warning. you get thrown straight in jail, if you f* up. so the police told the woman to come with then, and she refused and he pulled out the handcuffs, and she said OK OK! and i turned to head back for another game, and i heard a click. i presume it was handcuffs. [/quote]

god, that must have really, really, sucked.....I mean, in my situation, I wouldve gotten pretty pissed off, and probably sworn a couple of times. I mean, the arrogance of those types of mothers, they'd probably yell at a squirrel if the squirrel made the kid uncomftorble in any way.

In that situation, I still can't be Max 300, so I would say this,

How about Sakura in the same situation, Sakura is a lot easier than Max 300 but, not TOO far off, And we will also give you a blind fold. (paper towel)

Kid: Probably will say Ok.

Even though I have a 50/50 shot of beating it.

The kid has a 0/100, you can tell the skill by their looks sometimes....

Unless theyre like me, they think I am on light.

I play Dead End and nearly AA it once.

(jaws hitting the floor)

Anyhow, I don't have any real experiences to share, just htis one where this little kid wanted to play on the other pad and left, so his mother had to play against me. I tried to not show off, (by putting it on light instead of standard)
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[sugarbyte]

I mean.... what the hell are you supposed to do if this little five year old comes and steps on the pad while youre playing.... you don't want to make him cry... so what the hell do you do!!? >_<

[Neemo]

DDR_Hero... thst musta been anoying.

The little poopy always do annoying stuff like that. It also sucks because you cant blame them. Either they are too young to know what they are doing or they werent taught right.

But still you feel like killing a whole family when youre playing a hard song and some toddler gets up on the pad and the parent is just watching him like a retarded mongoose.
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[To_The_Sky]

[Dance Master Pack]

I go to this mexican mall called Plaza Fiesta sometimes to play ddr 5th mix. Well anyway the kids there are really bad, they climb all over the arcade machine, they try to step on the arrows when i do, they sit on the bar behind me when im not using it... and one time they even unplugged the machine. I've even had them ask me for money, in which case I told them " I am not yoour father."
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[Dance Master Pack]

I go to this mexican mall called Plaza Fiesta sometimes to play ddr 5th mix. Well anyway the kids there are really bad, they climb all over the arcade machine, they try to step on the arrows when i do, they sit on the bar behind me when im not using it... and one time they even unplugged the machine. I've even had them ask me for money, in which case I told them " I am not your father."
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[NW330]

This situation really was more of an annoyance than a distraction.

So I finish my third song on Extreme (4 songs) and as I get off the pad to select the next song, cause usually you can't reach the arrows on the machine.

Well this little girl, I'd say around 2 gets on the side I was on (of all sides) and just starts randomly playing mini hopskotch or something on my side turning on mods and stuff. Well it takes her a good amount of time to get off the pad entirely. I asked her nicely at least 5 times that I was still playing she didn't even show signs she heard me.

Thank god Extreme gives you so much time to choose your song (Thank you Konami!!!) So when she finally gets off I turn all the mods she put on off and picked the song and got the Extra Stage like usual.

But still I'm lucky I wasn't playing. And I notice people like to interfere with people playing just about any type of Bemani, don't get me started on how I've been wronged on Beatmania. (wrong thread anyway)

[Tomo_kun]

Today this kid ran up to me on DDR and said "Some Men Have Babies". Wow, that kid must have had some serious issues.
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