DDR Here's Your Sign jokes(yall can post some)

Footstep

The other day I was playing Hysteria on maniac.Of coarse,Im just a rookie/inter player,so I sweat even on easy songs.So,I do this song and Butterfly speed mix and I am sweating.I mean,Im drenched like a hook in the ocean.This five year old who is playing slide ball(sumkinda slide the ball game next to the DDR machine)ask."Sir,awe you hot?"The dude next to me who was helping me with my game play,without missing a beat(litterally)says."No,he just fell into the pool in the back of the arcade."He went back there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE'S YOUR SIGN

I decited to make some DDR jokes to humor some players whom had a hard routine today(cough me cough).If yall wanna close this,go ahead.I just wanted to make some comedy.
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.....what?
i don't get the sign part
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LTgtrst · Basic Member Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Location: austin, TX

i've always understood it to mean that idiots should wear signs warning people of their idiocy. "heres your sign" means you are handing them their "im an idiot" sign

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oh, in that case, way to make fun of a little kid
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Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

The "Here's your sign" jokes came from a redneck comedian named Bill Engvall. Basically, when someone asks you something and the answer is ridiculously obvious, you make a smart-ass remark for a comeback. "The sign" refers to hypothetical signs that say "I'm stupid" that dense people would wear so you would know how stupid they were, and you could avoid talking to them.

"Did you catch all them fish?"
"Nope! Talked 'em into giving up!"

Here's your sign.
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DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

Hahaha...I've never heard the "here's your sign" thing, but it sounds like something I would use since I'm such a sarcastic smartass sometimes.
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rocklobster343 · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2004 Location: Ohio

ok here's one

I was at an arcade with my friend brandon and, i was doin dive on heavy, so i finish the song and end up with a AA, which for our level was preety good. so he stares at me and says, "did u just AA dive on heavy" and i turn to him and say, "No, that was santa claus." here's your sign

Footstep · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:07 pm Post subject:

Heres a new one:

I was skateboarding with some frinds when this arse hole(he argues when he knows he's wrong)starts yelling at me that he can drop into a half pipe better than me.I say."Well,at least Im better than you at DDR."Ive hung out with this kid for a year.He knows I play DDR.He ask,"Whats DDR?"I swear to yall,if I had an AK,I wouldnt be here right now;Id be in jail.So I go."It means Dummy,Dunce,Retard!!!!!!" Here's Your Sign.
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the2cheat · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:20 pm Post subject:

So this girl sat there watching me play for a full hour. So after I got off to let someone else she comes up and asks: "How do you know when to step on the certain arrows? Do you look at the screen?" "Nope, you stare at the bright glowing lights till you go into a seizure." Here's your sign
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Zukin-Man · Trick Member Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: War Agony

I was unable to post before the fact, but the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (which included Bill Engvall, famous for the "Here's Your Sign" jokes) was on Comedy Central tonight at 7:00 Central Standard Time. If you saw it, you most likely have a better idea of what the "Here's your sign" thing is all about.
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Mark of the DMast · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:20 pm Post subject:

ok so I was playing with someone and we were doing Max 300 (which I can't do). In the middle of the song I just give up and go sit down. After the song is over this person walked up to me and asked "Did you just fail that song" "Nope I'm just so good that I don't even need to step on the arrows."
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PxDnAkumA · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Paducah KY

hehe I like that one.
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Mark of the DMast · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject:

well these kinda come naturally to me since 1 I'm a southerener and 2 cause I've seen that show and their respective stand up specials a few too many times
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Footstep · Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject:

Well,I live in the deepest pit of Louisiana,so I love Bill,Rob,Larry,and Jeff.For all I know,I may be related to them!!!!!!!!

Heres a fresh en:

I just got a drink and drank it in less than five minures(medeum coke) thanks to some hard playing .This guy who I say me go talk to my mom about going to the skateshop and I took another sip of her drink.The guy I was playing with said,:You still thirsty?"I went."Nope,Im just gaining weight for the winter. Here's Your Sign .But it didnt end there.The kid started laughing and goes,"You saw that movie too?"And bless my heart,I had to do it,"No,Bill just copied it off me when he heard me at a talent show. Here's Your Sign
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M15TER P1NK · Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:52 am Post subject:

ok so i have athesma (FUN!) so when i finish certan songs (paranoia evolution on heavy... got an A) im really out of breath and like gasping for air... after im done athsing this guy walks up to me and goes... "wow you must be out of breath" so i go "nope trying to see if i can swallow my face.... Heres your sign."
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DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

I was playing Ordinary World with some non-arcade-regular guy. Worst. Steps. Evar. Anyway, at the end of the song (which he failed), he says, "LOL, I can't believe I failed a seven"...as in, he pronounced "el oh el." I didn't say a word. I didn't need to. Here's your sign.
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Maxx 999 · Trick Member Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Location: Las Vegas, NV

ha thats funny when nerds use internet lingo in real life.

i had just put in my dollar to play and retard of a friend pushes it so i have to play maxx unlimited on heavy. halfway through my legs give out and i fail the song. a guy comes up and asks if the song was too hard.
I say "nah, i was saving my energy so i can do it later" HERES YOUR SIGN
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M15TER P1NK · Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:05 am Post subject:

Im sure weve all done it... accedently pressed the green button when you ment to hit a yellow one... i did it after CSFIL(SM) one time... so im already a little tired... and... yeah... so after my second tour of the song this guy that was watching me the whole time asks the obvious question "Did you mean to pick that song twice in a row?" and i say "yep i have short term memory loss and forgot what an athesma attack feels like thought id refresh my memory... heres your sign."
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Imlostinmyshoe · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jul 2004

people who have never seen ddr before (or anyone decent at it)- "You can see those arrows??"
me - "what arrows??"

heres your sign
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DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

Lol, ok, I got a good one...this happened a while back at the Metreon in SF. I play and FC EE whilst being watched by a woman who looks to be in her thirties. She is quite intrigued. After the song:

Woman: "Wow! You're really good! Did you like invent this game or something?"
Me: "...Why yes...yes I did."

...Here's your sign.
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