For a more realistic experience: Arcade Jerk Announcer!

Mr. A · Trick Member Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Location: INTERNET

Has anyone ever considered, in the spirit of recreating the arcade experience at home, a jeering announcer? You know, the people who spit things like:

Wow! This game is so que er!
Only f@gs play this game!
Faaaaaag!!!
You suck!
I can do better then that.
Look at me! I'm dancing!!!
Retard!
This isn't real dancing!
Etcetera...

Anyone ever considered doing this?

Makilaz · Trick Member Joined: 15 Sep 2002 Location: Holden, MA

no. everybody seems to ignore me when I play, and besides, having something like that would annoy the hell out of me.
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Reenee · Trick Member Joined: 21 Nov 2003

Random flatulent noises would do more damage to me. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

Mikeh · Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:57 am Post subject:

If I can get my microphone to work, maybe.

hi i'm Lain · Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:13 am Post subject:

It would also be great if the machine threw random shit at you. Then the arcade experience would be complete.

...That, and a bunch of kids running across your pad.
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Geneity X · Trick Member Joined: 21 Nov 2002 Location: @_@

I tried to make an announcer but the background "fuzziness" is just all too annoying, and I also think my voice is annoying in the game

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It was fun though....

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Raiden Kitsune · Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:36 pm Post subject:

I must just be lucky; I've never been jeered at by anyone in my local arcade or the machine in my school arcade; and I suck pretty badly. Most of the people around here seem to prefer watching quietly, the only comments I've ever gotten were positive ones. Obviously from people who've never seen someone really good play, if they thought I was good.

akm3 · Trick Member Joined: 28 Jan 2004 Location: Spokane WA

That would be hilarious

Someone should make one.

Of course I guess I could get off my butt and do it myself, but I don't know how for sure!

-Allen
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Mr. A · Trick Member Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Location: INTERNET

Hmm. I might lend my voice to "Ritalyn," the most irritating kid you will ever encounter when DDRing.

"OHMYGODTHATSSOCOOLISAWPEOPLEPAYINGTHISBUTNEVERBEFORECANIPLAYTHENEXTONE"

"IWANNAPLAYTHENEXTONEIWANNTPLAYTHENEXTONEIWANNAPLAYTHENEXTONE!"

"DOYOULIKEWAFFLESILIKEWAFFLESTHEYHAVETHEBESTATANDY'SWAFFLEPLACE!"

zanarkandsky · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jul 2003 Location: North Carolina

No one really is really mean here in our arcades, so it would be about 3 times more offending because it doesn't happen in real life here. Sure, there are a few people in their early 20s who walk by and giggle, but they don't shout offending sayings/words. Most of the time people say things along the lines of:

"How does this game work?"
"This is cool, can I play next?"

Something nice. I, personally, think this announcer would be distracting and offensive and not worth it.
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PxDnAkumA · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Paducah KY

Wouldn't be like any arcade here but I'd still want it. I think it'd be hilarious.
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NAOKi SYNDROME · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:50 am Post subject:

Yes, we have thought of it... But I haven't had one persona make fun of me and not regret it...

I don't need it, because personally, anybody who makes fun of me 1. Sucks 2. Can't FS worth beans (I can FS worth beans, but not much more) 3. doesn't expect the bar kick to the side for pissing me off. 4. Will have a girlfriend before he mocks me, then she dumps him for being such a wuss for not playing me...

Anyway, I rather have the "Parent" version of the announcer with the "He's good" and "I can never do that!" sayings ^ ^!
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Rage* · Trick Member Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Location: Northy West UK

i made a 5 minute music cd of genear arcde noise for an art project a few years back.
its funny to play it while ddring at home..
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[DMB]dman.exe · Trick Member Joined: 28 Mar 2003

Not really a "bad" annoucer, but an annoucer that is profane, like Conker, i.e., "OH MY F****N GOD!!! ONE HUNDRED THE F**K COMBO!"

Unless it had a lot of cards...it'd get annoying really really fast...
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dooo ooo ug · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:05 pm Post subject:

You also have to include the obnoxiously loud ticket game next to the DDR machine noise.
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NAOKi SYNDROME · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:57 pm Post subject:

No, no...

The cruelest announcer is the "Little kids running around" announcer, which also has a skeeball launcher to simulate the feel of getting hit by one of those rock hard muthas' while playing!
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