The Most Retarded DDR-Related Comment(s) Said To You

slik · Trick Member Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Location: augusta, ga

One time someone asked me if there were arrows involved.

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dlm · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jan 2004 Location: Columbus, OH

nagoshi · Basic Member Joined: 13 Feb 2004 Location: California, USA

I dunno if this is that retarded, but when I was playing DDR with my friend Angelo (22 years old), he said "I hope that's not your first reaction when you walk into a club for the first time." Then I showed him how to play DDR, and he loved it. It was hard to get him to stop. Lol.
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Owns: DDRMAX2 for PS2
Current level: Singles, Light

shawnson · Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 6:12 pm Post subject:

me: *plays drop out*
person: hahaha! that person on the screen is falling! are you supposed to save him or something?
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whoo lines are cool!
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IHYD.DukAmok · Trick Member Joined: 10 Dec 2003 Location: Corona, CA

guy: you play ddr? *after seeing my page of scores including B on LoM, A on PS, 4 AA's, A on Max 300 etc...*
me: all the time
guy: ill beat the poopy outta u

god...just learn some humility dude...youre beat, face it.
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Sappy_!?! wrote:

just to answer, if someone who stands next to you watching you play PSMO but you get a D on it, versus somebody who understands perfect attacking and stuff, will think you suck. A player is considered good in my opinion when a player of a higher level comments about you or see's you triple A a song. Or if somebody looks up to you. Hope it clarifies.

Jingles · Trick Member Joined: 14 Feb 2004 Location: MD

The most retarded thing that was ever said to me...was...A big fat black lady (im not racist) came up to me and said "GET OFF YOU BEEN PLAYIN FO A HALF AN HOUR! MY BABY GON PLAY!(her son wanted to play)" (she obviously doesnt understand the coin line rule) so I said "hey aunt jemaima shut up"

Slowpoke · Trick Member Joined: 28 Oct 2003

dooo ooo ug · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:46 am Post subject:

I don't think Aunt Jemima is necessarily obese... not skinny either, but still, that is a big generalization made by our friend Jingles. I hope Jingles got bitch-slapped for that one.
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moojoe · Trick Member Joined: 14 Aug 2002 Location: merion, pa

hmm...i was playing at this arcade once, and these kids are staring at me, i finish my set and get off the pad, one of the kids comes up and says,

QHeretic (^0^)\m/! YATTA · Trick Member Joined: 16 Oct 2003

<after finishing a FS routine>

"Do you make the arrows come up when you dance?"
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~k4ge · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:38 am Post subject:

Girl: wtf the coin line is made up.
Me:....no, I am sorry no it's not.
Girl: How do you know whos coin is whos!? It makes no sence!?
Me: You can't be stupid to use the coin line.

xMrSprinklesx · Trick Member Joined: 30 Dec 2002 Location: Columbia, MD

guy: i could beat you at ddr anyday you suck! Me: okay fine, beat this *beat burning heat on hvy with a A* guy:*falls over b4 arrows start coming*
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hinestomato · Trick Member Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Location: IL

yea i skateboard and my friends always rag on me for playing DDR.. lol i got one to play at my house once and after playing a few songs and failing beginner i said to him you suck man.. and he says well i dont know when to step.. i say when it gets in the big arrow at the top... an angry look appears on his face
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eryk · Trick Member Joined: 25 Jul 2003 Location: Toronto

People who never played DDR can be so ignorant. "When do you step on the arrows?!" When they turn purple and start dancing around Kirby-style while playing the air-guitar. The sarcastic-meter hit 100 and esploded. Here are some more stupid quotes.

"DDR USA is only available in USA". "Then why is it in Playdium, Mississauga (Ontario)", I replied to him, the American

(Just kiddin'). "That's not USA!!!! That's Extreme!" After a long scilence, I punched him on the arm.

"What's harder? Heavy, or Light?" What do you think.

"If you 100% a song, you face the Naoki boss." "I feel like I'm going to punch you."

"Did you know If you touch the bar, the game lowers your score?"

"Only Chinese people play DDR!!!" But I'm not chinese...... I'm Polish.

"NO YOUR NOT!! LIAR!!" .....Yeah.

MadroxKran · Trick Member Joined: 08 Sep 2003

seishinbyou · Trick Member Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Location: Saitama, Japan

Actually, most of the retarded things said to me were all online; very rarely do I hear anything spoken to me here:

Me: Oh, I AAAd R&P again on 1x
lUser: But that was on flat, you cheated and made the song 2567567295x easier by putting it on flat

Me: Hey, I found a 4th mix and AAd (4th equiv of AAAd) a couple of fun songs.
lUser: But you used speed mods.
Me: On 4th mix!?!?!?

lUser: Man, why is Yasu always practicing those Paranoia Brothers songs with speed mods; it will ruin his PA
[Yasu AAAs the Paranoia Brother Oni course next game]
Me: You were saying...

lUser: Using the bar makes the song 347934294x easier, and I can't use the bar because it makes it feel weird and I get a lower score.
Me: Gee, [to play devil's advocate] maybe it's *harder* with the bar, then?
lUser: **** you

(Editor's note: This is why I have 0 respect for all bar/speed mod arguments)

lUser via email: Can you put my name next to Paranoia Survivor Max Oni on your AAA page? I don't have a pic but just say I did it
Me: The AAA page is for photos of AAAs only; not names alone.
lUser via email: Well I guess I didn't do it then, huh, ***
Me (to myself): You know, it's too bad we don't burn people at the stake anymore...

lUser in arcade: I just AAAd Trip Machine Survivor Heavy
Me: Cool
[lUser picks random, gets Trip Machine Survivor, plays with intense concentration and gets a "B"]
lUser: Uh, I'm just cooling down
Me: I see...

[Me walks to game and places camera next to DDR machine on ledge]
lUser: Why the camera?
Me: In case I get an AAA; I like to put photos of them on my webpage
lUser: AAA?
[Me explains what an AAA is]
lUser: That's BS, noone is that accurate hahaha Good Luck hahaha
Me: http://www.aaroninjapan.com/images/aaronaaashillod.jpg (note the stupid smirk)

Prizm · Trick Member Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Location: Australia

hinestomato · Trick Member Joined: 27 Jan 2004 Location: IL

hahaha true
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