The Most Retarded DDR-Related Comment(s) Said To You

ChronoBasher · Trick Member Joined: 02 Feb 2004

This happened to me tonight at the bowling alley where i usualy play.

I play Holic on Heavy, get close to the end with a FC...when some Big headed "gangstas" walk in. One of them proceededs to jump on the pad next to me and do some little show of spins and make his friends laugh. While spinning he brushes one of my legs and I miss one of the jumps at the end of the song. The score screen comes up and I only had 24 greats and 1 boo

Me: What the !@#$ is wrong with you!?

guy: I just messin man

Me: do I jump up next to you and distract you while your BOWLING?!

guy: ...

Me: *calming down* if your not going to play, please get off the pad.
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tekkie · Trick Member Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Location: Albuquerque

While playing at a Tilt's, an old lady came in, watching me play my *** off, said, "He's gonna have a heart attack!" I would have laughed but I was busy.
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Mysterio · Trick Member Joined: 20 Nov 2002 Location: Aiken, SC

"Why don't you wait until the arrows on the pad light up?"
"Wow, you must be a professional dancer!"
"I don't see any arrows...?"

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[quote:ed89271168="Frozen CaffMaj 4 Extreme"]just because i play ddr, does that mean i'm going to go randomly stomp someone to death?[/quote]

...but Rhythm and Police is no longer crazy!

tekkie · Trick Member Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Location: Albuquerque

These are strange. I've never seen so many weird comments.
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-Oni- · Basic Member Joined: 03 Feb 2004

Funny story, me and my cousin were playing at the movies one time and once we were done with 1 game. 2 girls started playing they were about 11 years old, well they start playing and we are watching and I guess they thought we would make fun of them(because they were n00bs) so they said "Go away" and we were all liek "LOLWTF WHY??"

and they just walked off, so we took the game and then about 3 minutes later they come back...now heres the stupidest question ever "How do I get my money back?" and they start beeotching at us about how we stole their money

and we told them if they want it back they should go to japan and talk to the people who made the machine

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Luminouskitsune · Trick Member Joined: 14 Jul 2003 Location: Ellenville -_-

Actually this was just rectently one of my friends came up to me and they were like "do you have anything else better to do rather than play that damn dancing game" I just stood there and knocked them out side there head....

I dont play ddr that much....i havent played in almost 2 weeks
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The Faires tells me to do Naughty and forbidden things. But the Dancing Catus tells me to kill

KonamixKing · Trick Member Joined: 17 Sep 2003

Mine isnt as retarded as it is funny. I was at a party the other day and i brought DDr over to show some friends, well most of them were drunk and a few were lit. any way i got two drunk people wiht no equalibreium at the time to try it and this is how it wnet

Friend 1: man this game is really hard

Friend 2: yeah, especially when you're FU*KED UP!

maby you had to be there but no one could stop laughing
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Flameboat · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:16 am Post subject:

"Dude, that game's stupid! I hate the part where you step on the arrows!"

So apparently he likes the menu...
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Paulgoalie · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:36 pm Post subject:

DDRmaniacplayer · Trick Member Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Location: Chandler, AZ

When I first started playing, my dad would always say, "It looks like your killing cockroaches", he doesn't say that anymore though. Also, when I play, sometimes people that watch react like "That is so gay" and stuff like that. I don't really pay attention to that though.

Chocobo_Dancer · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:32 pm Post subject:

was playin DDR at my usual arcade, during the day when my school had a snow day, and of all place, a bum came and spleat on my DDR pad. when I asked him to get off so I could play, he asked if he could have some cash. I said it was already in tokens, so he took 3 tokens. he got up, and played DDR, failed misserably, and then watched me play. upon finishing, he told me "your better than me. but if I was drunk, I wouldn't care" I didn't really get it, so I just left, haven't seen that bum since
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never play dance dance with a chocobo. if they lose, they'll maul you yelling "WARK WARK"

g-modz · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:27 am Post subject:

ok i had some cocky kid(around 15 years of age) come up and start making fun of me n my friend(who is really bad at the game.) and said he could beat us. i was mad already cause i just black flagged my summer love on heavy(for the 3rd time that day) so i put tokens in for me and the kid, got up on the machine and said listen f**k face, if you can beat me at any song then you can make fun of me, otherwise get the f**k out of my face. the kid looks at me and says "f**k you queer, i dont feel like playing today, and you cant make me" when was the last time you heard someone say "you cant make me, you cant make me" hmmmm. 3rd grade?

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2MBvsTaQ · Basic Member Joined: 09 Feb 2004 Location: McAllen, TX...

wow...you guys have seriously heard some stupid STUPID things before...stupider than anything ive heard...but i would have to say that the stupidest thigns ive heard was something my friend jacob said (hes a moron) hes one of those guys that NEEDS to be the best and better than everyone

Jacob: "dude luis...you know what songs are the hardest ones? the ones on 5th mix...theres like 12 10footers and i beat them all.."

Luis: " really? (smirking) which ones?"

Jacob: " CSFIL (speed mix) and like rythem and police and like drop out"

Luis " dude...those arent tens you jackass..."

Jacob: " yes they are dude i checked and everything...i was at the zone"

Luis: " your lying dude i was playing there like the other dayand plus its common sense"

Jacob: " well maybe the machine was messed up and it messed up the foot meter things but uhh...they were tens when i got thereand i mastered them"

Luis: "you cant even beat rythm&police though..."

Jacob: " well i did yesterday and NO ONE saw it and i made the ranks on the machine and like when i was going to put in my initials the machine turned off so i didnt get to save it..."

Luis: "...." (slaps face)

i dont know i dont like jacob and tlaks to much trash...this guy barely even gets the song names right...can barely beat anything on heavy and claims he beat max 300 and all these other ones...i hate people like that...anyway...im sure everyone here has someone on their backs that are like that
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keep on-keep on-keep on-keep on movin'...

[Team Conglom-o]XALAsToR · Trick Member Joined: 10 May 2003 Location: Massachusetts

this one takes the cake.....

"DID YOU LIKE OMG MEMORIZE THE THINGIES OR SOMETHING!?

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b-aki · Trick Member Joined: 30 Nov 2002

someone asked me while i was playing which made it worse:
"when do you press the buttons?"
now how sad is that?

Double-you · Trick Member Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Location: Biloxi, MS

score screen: "wow, he burned 7,900,XXX calories!!"
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MadroxKran · Trick Member Joined: 08 Sep 2003

The one I hear the most is "DDR is for fags." Usually comming from some idiot that could never hope to play it. I guess we're all out of the closet, I mean, can't argue with that logic. Busting a move for exercise and fun is a lot more homoerotic than, say, smacking your buddy's butt after a football game.

TheKatsurame · Trick Member Joined: 12 Feb 2004 Location: New York

I hate it when better DDR players tell me I can't play just cuz I'm 13. Or when older players suck and call me a newb. I just wanted to punch them in the head. But on to my story....

I was playing, and I got tired so I decided to take a rest. This Goth guy walked up and started playing and I was watching him. He SUCKED. So I ask him if I could play with him, and he says yes, so we put our quarters in. I let him pick the first three songs, then I picked the whistle song. I was on standard and he was on light. He blew. Then, he got mad at me and said I picked a hard song.....

EndlessWaltz · Trick Member Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Location: !!!BAYONNE!!!

this is the worst one *beats a song on stealth*
kid: wow your are so stupid you picked a song with no arrows
ME:...........*walks away wanting to slap him*