The Most Retarded DDR-Related Comment(s) Said To You

[Zukin-Man]

I won't repeat this conversation, because it included plenty of racial and anti-homosexual statements, but I remember an incident where some rednecks started slamming me for being Chinese and playing an Asian game, and how only homosexual Asian people (they were harsher in their word selection, though) play DDR.

Then these people went to go play Soul Calibur II, fully convinced that it was made by Americans.
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[DDRJeffP]

Not exactly a question, comment, or something retarded, but my little bro's friend pronounces Tsugaru "tuhsoogaru" (he pronounces the silent T.)

[Legend P.]

hmm...the most retarted comment that i've been asked would be after i played Paranoia Survivor on Heavy and got a B, then some girl comes up to me and says "Hey not bad. you play often?"......*thonk*
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Sweet.

[Nikorasu]

Gee, I feel bad. No one says anything to me. I guess that's because there's never anyone there when I play. But I've said some pretty lame stuff before.

This m/f couple was playing before me, and they were decent. I had only played at the arcade like 2 or 3 times before, and I noticed that they were choosing their songs alphabetically (I didn't know you could do that). So when it was my turn I asked the guy how he did that. He was really polite about it and explained to me how to do it, but probably thought I was a total n00b. So then I thanked him and proceeded to stealth my first song.
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[Lymezar]

"dude this game is gay" I dont care what you think. "You're gay"

"How did you get this good?" Obviously, I practice "Oh"

"What's the point in playing this game?" It's fun. And its a good workout "It looks fun"

"This wont teach you how to dance" *shrug* im a better dancer now and I actually like to.

"You should take tap dancing"

"How long you played this for?" about 1 1/2 years "It took you that long to get this good?" I've started playing DDR august 2002, Started playing Heavy in December 2002

"Damn, you're bad" You should see some people play this game "There's better people than you? You're hella good"

[eryk]

(Cleared Drop Out Heavy for the First time, with a B )
"Hey, is that song hard on heavy?"
Upon them playing (a girl, by the way), chooses Drop Out, picks Light, and then pretends to be on Heavy! Well, I challenged her to Afronova. I A'd it on heavy, she D'd it on Light.

Long story short, she cried.

[TEEX]

"You suck!"
That kid shouldn't be talking. He sees me do stealths and play 8-9 footers and he can't even to 6s and 7s well.

"I can AAA MAX 300!"
That's the same kid as above.

"How do you do a song backwards!? Did you MEMORIZE it!?"

"My stealth is better."

[Net400]

"Ha! I own yo at DDR!"
My friends said that even though i whooped his butt... I thought it was funny.
Also once i was telling some friends about all the other mixes and there like....
"There are no other mixes! Just MAX and MAX2!"

[Love Love Sugar PWNS JOO.]

"You are the worst!"

A 6 year old kid who can't even do 1 footers.

"I can AA PSM Oni!"

I then ask him to do it, then he just runs to his mom crying and whining about me being mean. I then slowly take a crowbar out of my pocket......
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[Rara]

Almost every time I play at an arcade, I get the usual 3 to 4 person gathering that asks the normal questions that aren't as dumb, but just as annoying after hearing them about 5 times a week. The absolute best one I've ever heard was:

[dreamdancer]

"How did you get extra stage, you cheated!"

Kind of dumb founded me.
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[gr8ness]

well this wasnt said to me, but it was pretty funny to me.

This guy was doing Heavy Doubles on Freckles. this other guy comes up and shouts, "I could do better than that." He then fell on the ground he was so drunk.
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A wise man once told me, "Getting good takes practice."

[unfortunatekiwi]

hmm...after playing speed over beethoven on heavy on a DDRExtreme machine, a lady (looked about mid 30's or so) asked if i had ever done ballet.
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[dj 8-ball]

*during and after doubles freestyling*
"You missed some steps and it's not on expert. That's not how you're supposed to play."
*glares at kid*
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If Soujiro started at full speed fighting Kenshin he would have won but nooooo...:

[unfortunatekiwi]

[Shad]

Happened with my friend. I finished playing Daikenkai and he said he liked the song and wanted to know the name. So he squinted at the screen. "Ffffruuuusssdecccc..." Of course, the name was in Japanese, so I laughed my head off. When I did tell him the name, he pronounced it "day-e-canny".
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Dude, I just AA'd Jessica in the sack last night. Was almost a FC too, but I got a bit off-beat at the end. -Air Cleaner

[bob the builder]

Someone once asked me if you step to the colors. I said yes(to see what they would say) and they were like, "then what are the arrows for."
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[It's Ambah!]

and i gotta tell more stories of the ghetto white boys, they're so funny.
anyhow, I'm in the arcade playing the Love Heart section on Nonstop, when the "gangstas" walked in trying to be cool. Anyway, I went out with one of them and he was all, "hey" so i jumped off between songs really quick to give him a hug. Well when I started playing again, one of his freinds stood there and stared, and he was like, "why them little arrows lighting up like that?" and his other friend was like "it looks like she's dancing" and everyone stopped and looked at him, then pointed at the big lit up sign that said "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION EXTREME". i know he felt really stupid.
and not to be racist, since i am black and whatnot, but i really do hate it when the fat, ghetto women with tall hair and 5 kids come in and start yelling right behind you.
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"Mama, Look at that purple over there! Is that Jesus?!?!"

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[L1nK]

Didn't happen to me but....

My friend was DDRering and 2 girls come up and one asks him "How do you do that?"

He says "Press the buttons."
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