The Most Retarded DDR-Related Comment(s) Said To You

Mark · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jun 2002 Location: San Diego, CA

I was playing it at the arcade, and these kids from school were there. The next day I was known as "TEH AZN KILLA" at school because I was better than everyone at the arcade.

Bad thing is that all these people come and talk to me about DDR before school when I'm doing my homework.

Good thing is I get to talk to cute asian girls that play DDR.

Bringer of Death · Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 5:22 pm Post subject:

Irob · Trick Member Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Location: Boringtown, NJ

ddr4life3 · Trick Member Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Location: bowlin alley

This game is gay, (after playin psmo and failing thought halfway ish) why are you sweating
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ddr4life3 · Trick Member Joined: 15 Dec 2003 Location: bowlin alley

iarespacemonkey · Trick Member Joined: 08 Nov 2003 Location: Pittsburgh, PA

"you step on the arrows when they lite up"
-said by a mom trying to know what shes talking about while pointing to those lites on top of the ddr machine

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i dunno

MrB0jangles · Basic Member Joined: 17 Jan 2004

this extremely annyoning little kid said

JetYoshi7 · Trick Member Joined: 20 Nov 2003 Location: East

*playing doubles*

OMFG! HE'S USING ALL FOUR!!

Y7, "Black people are funny."
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Mmmmm_Chicken · Trick Member Joined: 19 Oct 2002 Location: Calgary

some retarded kid claimed he could beat my friend and was the best.. well this person didnt have a single double a, he was a joke. I even pa'ed better than him doing a great attack.
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Sword · Trick Member Joined: 24 Oct 2003 Location: Schaumburg, IL

Local arcade worker whos attempting to learn DDR:

"This is easier on stapmania!"
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wingzerogundamepyon · Trick Member Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Location: Rogue valley

Toji · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:29 am Post subject:

"are you a professional dancer?"

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TranZfuZionV2 · Trick Member Joined: 31 May 2002 Location: Tacoma WA.

Random comments I've got about ddr over a 2 year+ time:

Is this your first time?
How do you play?
Do you dance like that in a club?
Youre gay!
Do you have to wear a lot of deoderant?
Do you play the drums?
WTF!
You suck!
Why do you play DDR? Its so communist!
Do you think your asian?
How long have you been playing?
Are you the best?

and A lot more...
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QuestionMark · Trick Member Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Location: Burke,VA

[quote=kids at my school] Oh that flashy asian game at the mall![/quote]

That's what i'm forced to call it for anyone there to understand what i'm talking about....

[quote=someone]DDR is like two people having a seizere (sp?) in unison[/quote]

..... I guess you could say that

{SFSA}MelJ · Trick Member Joined: 28 Jan 2002 Location: The 518

its more of a stupid question than a comment. some old guy comes up to me and asks"do u tap dance?"

. i just shook my head and walked away laughing

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Slowpoke · Trick Member Joined: 28 Oct 2003

Why is that a stupid question? It's not as if tap dancing and DDR are completely dissimilar activities.

Aku Soku Zan · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:01 am Post subject:

"Whoa, did you know that when you play Drop Out you look like a penguin" (my best friend in the whole world says this half way through the song making me crack up un controllably).

Friend: "How did you pass So Deep on heavy. That song is impossible. I mean literally. No one can pass it"
Me "But I just did..."
Friend: "No you didn't"
Me: But, I, You saw me...oh nevermind"

"DDR, is that a new store or something?" a friend of mine overheard me talking about DDR but didn't catch the fact that it's an arcade game...oh well.
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ReallyEvilZukin · Basic Member Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Location: Tennessee

I was in the mall, playing on an arcade machine when some dude gets the gall to come over and ask me, "How you do dat?" (seriously, thats how it was said)
I just said,"it's a really easy concept, not too hard to learn..." then someone else came up to me and said, "WOW! You must be the best ever!" and I was just doing butterfly on basic to make people gather and stare in awe at the glowy box. SO I get a "SSS" on Butterfly and people start clapping. It was on basic. It's not hard...

Then, as I was leaving some lil newb says "You pansy, I could beat you at that game any day!" at first I was like, "Whatever," then he offered to pay for a game just so he could show me. SO we get on the machine and hes all like "Woo! Yeah, You goin DOWN!" (I live in Tennessee...I hate how some people here act) so I put it on maniac and he selects the song Paranoia.

The song starts, I start doing my thing, hes over there staring down at the arrows trying to catch em when they light up. Song Ends. A for me, a big bloody E for him. oh well, I got a free game of DDR out of it, im happy

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It's Ambah! · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:06 am Post subject:

well...

random guy: have you played this before
me: yes
random guy: why you jumping around like that
me: because i can
random guy: you on drugs or something?
me: no. why?
random guy: you gotta be if you jump around like that, all you gotta do is step on them lit up thangs you don't have to jump

....no no, stupid people
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Kristobal · Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:24 pm Post subject:

a guy after I finished playing a song:

"does this thing have 'In Da Club?' "

hmm.

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