Most Pathetic Acts of DDRness

Hysterical BreAkdown · Trick Member Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Location: Severn, Md

ok, just so u understand a lil better, this is my lowest moment . . .

A machine near my house was in horrible condition . . . Yasu would fail his first song on oni . . . yes the pads were that bad. In spite of this, i spent ~$30.00 playing there and getting about one song per dollar. Im so ashamed

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ICWA · Trick Member Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Location: Long Island

Same situation except I was on a cruise ship at $2.00 for 3 songs. Worst part is it was a 3rd Mix. Crap pads.

[DMB]ziggy4719 · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject: .

^^^ oo thats cold!! 2 dollars for 3 songs on a crappy pad 3rd mix!!! my god
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Maaza · Trick Member Joined: 23 Oct 2003 Location: Honolulu, HI

$1.00 for two songs. Ocean City (MD) boardwalk. Just to show off for a couple of hours. It's not THAT bad. But when you play every...day...of your four day vacation...it adds up.

Edit: Hi Kevin.

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nick. · Trick Member Joined: 09 Jul 2002 Location: Studio city, CA

Most pathetic act of ddr ness: whenever someone gets really pissed off, curses, or hits the machine cuz they failed a song. These people need to get a life

dash7540 · Trick Member Joined: 11 May 2003 Location: Kansas

Stooopid...

I don't blame you guys though, DDR is quite addictive; even if the pads are crappy and the machine is overpriced, you can't just play two or three songs - it's not satisfying enough.

It's kind of like the nicotine in cigarettes...

ICWA · Trick Member Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Location: Long Island

YmkFX · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jul 2003 Location: California

Going to a religous conversion place for teens, aptly named U-Turn, just to play on a Korean V.2 3rd Mix for free for 2 hours.
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ATLien · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:06 am Post subject:

Driving an hour away from my normal DDR spot, wearing a suit and dress shoes. . . . .just so I could fake out the locals at a different DDR spot and act like I couldn't play.
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8th mix machine-around $9000, AAAing Paranoia Survior before your friends - Priceless

-Mystik- · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jun 2002 Location: NorCal

people who choose to not read the damn sign i made that says Quarters only no refunds for lost tokens. and they still demand they get their tokens back for jamming the coin mech >_<
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Frank09872 · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:07 am Post subject:

Almost passing out in an attempt to freestyle then opting to play ddr afterwards regardless of my condition.
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Mark · Trick Member Joined: 03 Jun 2002 Location: San Diego, CA

When someone decides to throw down a crappy Dynamite Rave FS that they stole from random A-team videos.

discobiscuits · Trick Member Joined: 07 Sep 2003 Location: phoenix

i know a lot of people that do this-

-Flip off the machine, when they fail an oni due to a ghost step.
-When they miss a step on an oni course, they say that their gonna own it now, and get all PERFECTS the rest of the song.
-Speed mod TOO DAMN MUCH.
-the last one, preppy buttocks boys wearing abercrombie make fun of it cuz they try to suck up to their girlfriends. they know they wanna play ddr. LoL.
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just passing by

Blair · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 11:20 am Post subject:

On Halloween night when there were parties and such to go to I played DDR at this place nonstop from 4 in the afternoon until they finally threw me out at 2am. Playing Xenon as the last song of the night with zero glucose left in my body, my legs suddenly went completely stiff near the end the song... but even though I couldn't bend either knee at all I managed the FC and the AA with some frantic bouncing/waddling and bar raping. Whooo.

TEEX · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:16 pm Post subject:

-Little kids that try to jump up and down on the pads when me or my friends are in the middle of a song or trying to pick one. The parents don't even say anything most of the time.

-When little kids are next on the line to play next, then they don't even have money to put in the machine, so they have to go across the arcade, but a dollar in the machine, change to quarters, and hold upi the line for 5 minutes,

-Line cutters...enough said

-People who get so crazy over PA. They will curse and walk off the machine if they make so much as 1 great.

Prismatus · Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:34 am Post subject:

Mr. A · Trick Member Joined: 20 Oct 2003 Location: INTERNET

Ah yes, the Abercrombie "I've never felt pain" and Fitch people...

I saw one at the machine here, he had his token girlfriend, who looked all pouty, he held her really close and watched other people play, they laughed and kissed and did other things to generally p-o people around them.

He's the kind you KNOW, and he knows, he'd fail at 3 feet or higher. That's if he would play.

I got this "AberZombie" shirt. Hehehe...

Tomo_kun · Trick Member Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Location: SE-WI.

Arch0wl - GG · Trick Member Joined: 23 Oct 2003

dj_xero · Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 4:52 pm Post subject:

A WINNER IS YOU.

the worst i've done:
getting really excited after an accomplishment and yelling outlout "that oni be my bitch!" and then hump the machine, in front many children.

the worst that can be done:
getting really excited after an accomplishment, and
then
mmmMBONER
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