The Revised List of 20 DDR Commandments

nordic316 · Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:44 pm Post subject: hey what about piu

pump it up's not cheap (though it does look a leetle 2 much like ddr). sadly i have not been able to do the caution drops
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Silly G-bin.

Brood Mayran · Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:11 pm Post subject:

*oogles the Commandments reverently, then fetches stone tablets to forever ingrave them on*

Ace! These are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.........except maybe seven.

Now I KNOW I don't eyeball guys when they play, because they have nothing fun and bouncy when they DO play! And if they did..............well.......I'd try not to watch

So why do they have to eyeball me? Well, I suppose us ladies will have to depend on constraining and pressing underclothings and extremely baggy tops and pants...*sigh* The things we girls have to do to protect our modesty...

Oh well, at least I can take solace in the fact that not all guys are like that.....*sigh* Lol
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L1nK · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: Kansas

You get a tablet and engrave it. I'll get the vacumm tight box to put it in next to the machine.
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CatheterFace · Trick Member Joined: 01 Jan 2003 Location: PCB Fl

[quote="Agent Smith"]I got one:

If thou's number of songs is 4, then thou shalt not platyth 3, 2, is thy number that thou shalt not count, and 5 is right out,

Dude, you quoted it wrong and as a Monty Python guru i must correct it.

"If thou art to play four songs, four shall be the number of songs thou shalt play. Thou shalt not play 2 songs or 3 songs, unless thou art proceeding directly to four. 5 is right out, unless thou get a AA on thy fourth song. After playing thy four (or five) songs, thou shalt step off the pad, having appeased thy Bemani gods and done good deeds in their sights, and worship DDR for ever and ever. Amen"
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Pop'n Usagi! · Trick Member Joined: 17 Nov 2002 Location: Your mum

Every thread nowadays is turning into a "lets talk about breasts" thread =/

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Ace Of Hearts · Trick Member Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere

I thought this thing died, then it suddenly jumped back up to the first page with 65 replies and the little popularity animation. I was like "Oh my God, this is so cool! (How did this happen?)"

If thou dost follow the twenty commandments of DDR, the LORD shall rain down his blessings upon thee and thou shalt have more luck PA'ing.

And if thine audience dost not follow the twenty commandments, the LORD shall rain down his wrath and vengeance upon them and they shall not do well at their first attempt at DDR.

Thou shalt post these twenty commandments at thy local arcade, that the people might see them, and that they might follow them.

I feel like blessing everyone who made this thing a real success so guess what?

Everyone who replied to this thread gets a cookie - for each post they made in this thread!
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L1nK · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: Kansas

That's 8 cookies for me! I don't know what they are good for, but I still have 8!
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Khzhak · Trick Member Joined: 19 Nov 2003 Location: Madison, WI

About thinking dirty thoughts, I have mild problems avoiding those. Yes, I'm a perv. All I need to say about thinking dirty thoughts about the characters though, is you do realize you're getting dirty thoughts about only a couple dozen polygons, right? It's only pixels....

On the wasabi deal, it's green horseradish. Ever have straight average horseradish? That would be about the heat level as a heavily diluted wasabi mixture. I saw a movie recently, one of the characters didn't recognize the wasabi, and had a whole mouthful in one bite. I was doubled over in sympathetic pain. And I happen to like spicy foods a lot.

About the current #10, I'll covet whatever I feel like, but I'll keep it to myself. Thievery is bad, mmkay?
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Ace Of Hearts · Trick Member Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere

I just printed out several of these, one (or maybe more) of which I will post at the Laserdome (hopefully with the employees' permission). Seems it fits nicely on a single sheet of legal size paper.

Also, I made this post to bump up a wonderful topic. All discussion, as always, is welcome.
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Neemo · Trick Member Joined: 25 Dec 2003 Location: Houston

MARVELOUS POST (Like... a perfect post would be waay up there but this is way perfecter than perfect so its a marvelous post!)

ADD
If bothered by non players while playing a Boss song. Using the bar, you have permission to get airborne and kick the living IIDX out of the Inteferer.
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xequar · Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:53 am Post subject:

Yeah, this thing's definately worth keeping up front. Great work! For the arcade owners/managers, there should be a "Thou shalt maintain the DDR machine at ALL TIMES!" on there, and if they fail, we take over the arcade and play for free forever!
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Liquid Zero · Trick Member Joined: 11 Apr 2003

LOL. Very nice if I do say so myself. I agree though, there should be one exclusively for Arcade owners dealing with their important responsibility to maintain/unlock the Machine. 21 wouldn't sound like a bad number, as that is also a catchy breaking point, no?

G-type

Neemo · Trick Member Joined: 25 Dec 2003 Location: Houston

You reeeealy didnt have to qoute the whole post.

As a matter of fact, you didnt have to quote at all.
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Ace Of Hearts · Trick Member Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere

I couldn't bring myself to receive points for *just* bumping it, but I wanted to do something because everyone who saw it the first time loved it and I wanted all the newer people to see it. So I have made several minor corrections and worded a few things differently to make them easier to understand.

For those with no clue what I'm referring to, I mean the list of 20 DDR commandments, found on the first page of this thread. Instead of copying and pasting it every time I make a correction, I instead edit the first post to make the changes.

I still remember that I was a Basic member back when I first posted this thing; but it's still hilarious (and a good rule-set) today. Wow, I've been here a long time. lol

Further discussion within this topic is encouraged.

This thread has been revived as part of the Classic Ace of Hearts Threads Revival.
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*Phoenix* · Trick Member Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Location: stamford CT

(11) Thou shalt not step on the center panel, lest thou shalt be ridiculed by thy superiors.
um.... don't we all break this one at the begining of the song cause thats where u start
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Luigi30 · Trick Member Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Location: Bradenton, FL

"I bring you these 15--"

*drops a tablet*

"Er... 10 commandments!"

--History of the World, Part I

GeeForce · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject:

xequar · Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject:

I play 10 footers pretty regularly, and I start on the center of the pad...
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Well, the final total was 207, 342. The fuel pump went out, and since it would cost too much to fix, I donated the Buick to charity.

Fare thee well, Riviera, and God speed.