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The Revised List of 20 DDR Commandments
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20. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

T-shirt idea sounds good! happy.gif

Creative way of putting in DDR commandments like that E1.gif

I think I broke number 7 a couple of times as well..... /._.\
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21. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's good work, and nice bullet-dodging on the bar commandment.

My own local-area modification:

"Thou shalt not shadow without permission, but shouldst thou do so, thou shalt most-freaking-definitely not smoke while thou dost, or I will rain down on you with great furious anger and righteous indignation, and you will KNOW my name is the LORD when I lay down my vengeance upon you!"

Filthy, filthy habit.
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22. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Captain-Invincible wrote:
Thou shalt not shadow without permission, but shouldst thou do so, thou shalt most-freaking-definitely not smoke while thou dost

Heh, I can't think of anyplace I have been to where you can smoke inside that has DDR...
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23. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:56 am    Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments Reply with quote

Ace of Hearts wrote:
(7) Thou shalt not think dirty thoughts of the opposite sex while they play.


that's impossible... can't we at least stare??? biggrin.gif
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24. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:52 am    Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments Reply with quote

Ace of Hearts wrote:

(13) Thou shalt not utilize the bar for any purpose other than its intended uses.


Damn, I thought the Benami Gods would be a little more clear in their commandments than the Standard Flavor God. What is the bar's intented use? I played with a friend the other day who doesn't play at the arcade very often and she said "now I know what the bar is for.... keeping yourself from slipping!" I found it slightly humorous because we'd just got done attempted MaxX UNLIMITED where I was using the bar in ways that would make a virgin DDR player cry T.T
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25. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments Reply with quote

Ace of Hearts wrote:
(7) Thou shalt not think dirty thoughts of the opposite sex while they play.


Does this apply to Female DDR characters?
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26. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...you think that way about fictional video game girls?

......

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......dagnabit, I do too!

And no, there's no provision providing for prohibition of said act. So I assume it's ok.
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27. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mysterio wrote:
Captain-Invincible wrote:
Thou shalt not shadow without permission, but shouldst thou do so, thou shalt most-freaking-definitely not smoke while thou dost

Heh, I can't think of anyplace I have been to where you can smoke inside that has DDR...


Casinos. Bam.

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I predict the Person Below Me will print the commandments out and post them at his/her local arcade.


Considering you were the last post of the first page, I think you might have a tough time confirming this one. sarc.gif
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28. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:57 am    Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments Reply with quote

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(6) Thou shalt not kill newbies, for they know not what they do.

(11) Thou shalt not step on the center panel, lest thou shalt be ridiculed by thy superiors.

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29. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have one...

Thou shalt not put down any max song because if you do, Naoki himself with come down to where ever you live and beat you with an ugly stick and force you to eat wasabi like it was pizza. E1.gif
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30. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Max. (Period) wrote:
i have one...

Thou shalt not put down any max song because if you do, Naoki himself with come down to where ever you live and beat you with an ugly stick and force you to eat wasabi like it was pizza. E1.gif


What is wasabi?
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31. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

S_CG_Phoenix wrote:
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I can't break 7, i've never seen a girl play ddr and bounce at the same time.


Are all the girls you see 12 and under then?


i dont have n-e problem wit 12 year olds
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32. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

L1nK wrote:
Max. (Period) wrote:
i have one...

Thou shalt not put down any max song because if you do, Naoki himself with come down to where ever you live and beat you with an ugly stick and force you to eat wasabi like it was pizza. E1.gif


What is wasabi?


It's japanise hot sauce.

How about this one: "Thou shalt not play the same song more then once a game. If you do, thou shalt be kicked."
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33. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:04 pm    Post subject: lol... Reply with quote

i admit...i was reading it...and getting kinda bored...then i read 13...that just made me start gagging.... nice E1.gif
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34. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

L1nK wrote:
What is wasabi?


You've gotta be kidding me...
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35. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think they're cute. But do we -really- have to abide by # 7, though?? If the guys can watch us girls bounce, don't we get the right to go and say "Ooooh, cute guy playing DDR... *stops in tracks* Oooh, cute guy has a nice a$$ drool.gif"
Though, as stated by Jesus and Biff in "Lamb: the Gospel Acording to Biff, Christ's childhood pal":
Jesus: What part of "Sin no more" didn't you get?
Biff: I've already commited adultery with her in my mind, can't I follow through with it?
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36. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got one:

If thou's number of songs is 4, then thou shalt not platyth 3, 2, is thy number that thou shalt not count, and 5 is right out,

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37. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The 15 DDR Commandments Reply with quote

Vic Viper wrote:
Ace of Hearts wrote:
(7) Thou shalt not think dirty thoughts of the opposite sex while they play.


Does this apply to Female DDR characters?
*looks up ddr hentai* JK jk
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38. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agent Smith wrote:
I got one:

If thou's number of songs is 4, then thou shalt not platyth 3, 2, is thy number that thou shalt not count, and 5 is right out,

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That was awesome! Your up there on my cool people list... E4.gif
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39. PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agent Smith wrote:
I got one:

If thou's number of songs is 4, then thou shalt not platyth 3, 2, is thy number that thou shalt not count, and 5 is right out,

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I don't get it.
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