| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
RAJ821
Trick Member
Joined: 14 Aug 2003
Location: Jacksonville, FL |
60.  Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 12:04 pm Post subject: |
 |
|
| SuperMarioBro#1 wrote: | This joke WILL suck.
"Honey?"
"Yes? Where were you?"
"Apparently Nature Called To 'Drop The Bomb'!"
And another one.
God: Jack, this is God, I want you to make a DDR Machine.
Jack: Right. What's a DDR Machine?
God: 3 cubits by 6.2 cubits by 1.1 cubits by 7 cubits by 12 cubits by 9 cubits.
Jack: What's a cubit?
God: I have no idea. |
I think the cubit thing is a bill cosby thingy, but god talks to noah to build an ark.
_________________
The thing about political jokes is that some of them get elected. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Flameboat
Trick Member
Joined: 02 Jul 2003
Location: Maybe we should kiss again to teach them a lesson |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Spider-X
Trick Member
Joined: 28 Jul 2003
Location: Houston Texas |
| 62. Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:44 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| d@nc3_dre wrote: | PLEASE....none of those!!!! LMMFAO, aw, man...I forgot what that's from...but thats HILARIOUS.
(Bar rapes you...what are those "In Soviet Russia.... jokes from, anyway? I wanna say family guy, but I think that's off) |
yeah it was family guy:
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Otla
Trick Member
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: Mitten Land, Er Detroit |
| 63. Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:55 pm Post subject: |
|
|
In Soviet Russia Game Breaks YOU Down. (I love family guy)
_________________
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Flameboat
Trick Member
Joined: 02 Jul 2003
Location: Maybe we should kiss again to teach them a lesson |
| 64. Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:36 pm Post subject: |
|
|
When in Rome... or Russia or whatever...
In Soviet Union, Peace-Out on light whips the hell outta you! Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Note: The Simpsons: "So just sit back and watch our revue... In Soviet Union, Revue watches you!"
_________________
"its never a mistake with flamebait" |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
RAJ821
Trick Member
Joined: 14 Aug 2003
Location: Jacksonville, FL |
| 65. Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:53 pm Post subject: |
|
|
In Soviet Russia, Floor Burns YOU!
Hey! This could become a game! I say the soviet russia thingy and you say what song it's about... but in a different thread.
_________________
The thing about political jokes is that some of them get elected. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dancinein
Trick Member
Joined: 12 Oct 2003
Location: Omaha Ne |
| 66. Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject: joke |
|
|
| Little boy+Busy childx ectstacy= paranoia survivor. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Andre Segarra
Trick Member
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Location: Syracuse, New York |
| 67. Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:12 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns you! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Flameboat
Trick Member
Joined: 02 Jul 2003
Location: Maybe we should kiss again to teach them a lesson |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
Forums FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Login to check your private messages
Login
