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40. PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Project: J-ko wrote:

BEMANI MATHMATICS:

Cutie Chaser + Insertion x So Deep / Esctacy = The Least 100 Seconds
(And when the Daddy finds out in the Morning Mix, it's either a Happy Wedding or Breakdown!)

Orion.78 AMEuro = Chun Li got a singing career


Too awesome. laugh.gif

Here's a joke:

This thread is relevant to human existence.

...What?

*Promptly hit with a discount brick*
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41. PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not as much a joke as it is an analogy, but here goes: Stepmania is to DDR as Masturbation is to Sex: Its not quite as good, but still pretty damn fun.
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42. PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2003 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i loved the one about chun li xDDDD
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43. PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This joke WILL suck.

"Honey?"

"Yes? Where were you?"

"Apparently Nature Called To 'Drop The Bomb'!"

And another one.

God: Jack, this is God, I want you to make a DDR Machine.

Jack: Right. What's a DDR Machine?

God: 3 cubits by 6.2 cubits by 1.1 cubits by 7 cubits by 12 cubits by 9 cubits.

Jack: What's a cubit?

God: I have no idea.
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44. PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2003 7:56 pm    Post subject: lol Reply with quote

Akirage wrote:
Why did the pirate go to the arcade?

To play D D AARRRRR


lmao......that was so dumb...but yet funny...nice
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45. PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Akirage wrote:
Why did the pirate go to the arcade?

To play D D AARRRRR


He 0WNED all our jokes. We are officially 0WNED.
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46. PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to the following site, down to the August 13, 2003 entry below "You're cool if you know what this is about". Just so you know, the entries are posted with the more recent ones at top.

http://www.menofthesea.com/archives/2003_08.html

I thought it was hilarious.
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47. PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the pirate joke i agree owned u all. heres my joke i thought of in about 30 seconds:


DDR sux



another ddr-related thing:

i was playin counter strike at cyber lab, and all of a sudden, someone "drops the bomb" and someone starts playin the song...
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48. PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, one of my friends was playing 7th Mix, The Whistle Song. On that part where it goes "you need to bring the beat back," I say "you need to put the gun down!"

Well, we thought it was funny, 'cause at the end, it says "Blow my whistle, baby," and I go "Don't go postal baby."

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49. PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 freestylers and 1 ddr machine.

Azn guy goes first, does a tite poplock routine
black Fser - Only black people can dance
white Fser - Wow nice bro, i wish i had skill
Black Fser goes, and does a better poplock routine
Azn Fser - Not abd
white fser - Damn! that was really cool bro!
White Fser goes, fails the song
Azn Fser - Wow you're the best white Fser yet!
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50. PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drenchfur wrote:
Two sheep go to the arcade. One asks "Hay, wool ewe like to play some DDR?" and the other replies "Gnaw, I'm baa at that game."

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That was worse than the pirate one. Or just as bad.

Now for my lame attempt at a joke.

So this story is about two guys named Jim and Gary. Jim is a Chicago White Sox fan and enjoys driving his Dodge Neon. Gary enjoys watching sitcoms on tv and eating brownies. But, they aren't in this joke, so we'll skip past them.

Ok, so two guys, let's call them Ryan and Sam, are playing DDR. For their first song, they pick Let Them Move. They both pass. For their second song, the pick So In Love. They pass again. For their third song, they pick Celebrate. They pass that one also. Then for an extra stage, they select...

Then Jim and Gary, who turn out to be in this joke after all, push the machine over onto Ryan and Sam, killing them, and everyone lives happily ever after. Then Yasu parties down, big time. The end.
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51. PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheKnightOfNee wrote:
Drenchfur wrote:
Two sheep go to the arcade. One asks "Hay, wool ewe like to play some DDR?" and the other replies "Gnaw, I'm baa at that game."

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That was worse than the pirate one. Or just as bad.

Now for my lame attempt at a joke.

So this story is about two guys named Jim and Gary. Jim is a Chicago White Sox fan and enjoys driving his Dodge Neon. Gary enjoys watching sitcoms on tv and eating brownies. But, they aren't in this joke, so we'll skip past them.

Ok, so two guys, let's call them Ryan and Sam, are playing DDR. For their first song, they pick Let Them Move. They both pass. For their second song, the pick So In Love. They pass again. For their third song, they pick Celebrate. They pass that one also. Then for an extra stage, they select...

Then Jim and Gary, who turn out to be in this joke after all, push the machine over onto Ryan and Sam, killing them, and everyone lives happily ever after. Then Yasu parties down, big time. The end.


I don't get it... E19.gif
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52. PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kosaka-chan wrote:
TheKnightOfNee wrote:
Drenchfur wrote:
Two sheep go to the arcade. One asks "Hay, wool ewe like to play some DDR?" and the other replies "Gnaw, I'm baa at that game."

laugh.gif
That was worse than the pirate one. Or just as bad.

Now for my lame attempt at a joke.

So this story is about two guys named Jim and Gary. Jim is a Chicago White Sox fan and enjoys driving his Dodge Neon. Gary enjoys watching sitcoms on tv and eating brownies. But, they aren't in this joke, so we'll skip past them.

Ok, so two guys, let's call them Ryan and Sam, are playing DDR. For their first song, they pick Let Them Move. They both pass. For their second song, the pick So In Love. They pass again. For their third song, they pick Celebrate. They pass that one also. Then for an extra stage, they select...

Then Jim and Gary, who turn out to be in this joke after all, push the machine over onto Ryan and Sam, killing them, and everyone lives happily ever after. Then Yasu parties down, big time. The end.


I don't get it... E19.gif


It's funny because they played celebr... Aw never mind i'm lost again.

I think ozzy ozbourne named DDR, Example: DddDance DDdance Rreerevolution SHARON! (it's funny cause' he studders)

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53. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drop the Bomb+I'm in the mood for Danceing=Dynamite Rave?

Little Boy+Insertion=Paranoia

Drop The Bomb+Little Boy=(In dire need of) Healing Vision (or without it) angelic mix

The Whistle Song+Little Boy+Insertion+Fantasy+Secret Rendez-Vous=Break Down
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54. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can't stop Fallin' in Love+(Little Boy/Little doggy+insertion)=Rhythm and police
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55. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Soviet Russia, bar rapes YOU!
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56. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheKnightOfNee wrote:
Drenchfur wrote:
Two sheep go to the arcade. One asks "Hay, wool ewe like to play some DDR?" and the other replies "Gnaw, I'm baa at that game."

laugh.gif
That was worse than the pirate one. Or just as bad.

Now for my lame attempt at a joke.

So this story is about two guys named Jim and Gary. Jim is a Chicago White Sox fan and enjoys driving his Dodge Neon. Gary enjoys watching sitcoms on tv and eating brownies. But, they aren't in this joke, so we'll skip past them.

Ok, so two guys, let's call them Ryan and Sam, are playing DDR. For their first song, they pick Let Them Move. They both pass. For their second song, the pick So In Love. They pass again. For their third song, they pick Celebrate. They pass that one also. Then for an extra stage, they select...

Then Jim and Gary, who turn out to be in this joke after all, push the machine over onto Ryan and Sam, killing them, and everyone lives happily ever after. Then Yasu parties down, big time. The end.
I totally got that joke! laugh.gif
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57. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PLEASE....none of those!!!! LMMFAO, aw, man...I forgot what that's from...but thats HILARIOUS.

(Bar rapes you...what are those "In Soviet Russia.... jokes from, anyway? I wanna say family guy, but I think that's off)
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58. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

80's comic Yakov Smirnoff.
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59. PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

orangecow wrote:
ok ready?
why did yasu cross the legend road?

um, i have no witty answer. i just thougt it'd be clever if i incorporated legend road in the old chicken joke. right? no? sigh..

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