the i dont suck im just having trouble exuse thread

monochromatic

thats right now u can post the weiderest excuse uve heard from some guy that sucked looking to cover it up...

lets c how many we can come up with.... the weirdest one wins a prize!
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monochromatic · Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2003 6:26 pm Post subject: er this is pathectic...

the goofyest if ever heard was: "im have trouble today, i would be doing better but i was up all night frick this hot girl with nice tits so im kinda tired" thats not so goofy but this was coming from a like 300 lbs. kid... now thats goofy. hes full of more poopy than a septic tank...

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IIDXfreakAntiRice · Basic Member Joined: 01 Aug 2003

"At the begining i missed one arrow then i just couldn't get back on beat."

this normally wouldn't have been stupid, but he was playing light end of the century

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Rychan · Contributor Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Castle Rock, CO

"Uh... I forgot my routine"

Dynamite Rave light, second song, just walked away
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BlackDth · Trick Member Joined: 16 Nov 2002

"Eh, I think someone threw a football at me"
-me

"Argh, the padding is ripped so my hands keep slipping from the bar!"
-some kid, after bar-raping Super Star maniac and failing (no joke)

L1nK · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: Kansas

"I haven't done this in about a month"
-some kid I showed up who was actually pretty good. then like 2 min. later he says something that sounds like "I really haven't done this in a year" Not sure about that, but from what I've seen, HE'S THE ARCADE GUYS SON! so he probalby gets free credits on the machine, whatever.......
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simdude · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 5:13 am Post subject:

Uhh i accidently forgot to put it on trick-me

Sure i can do this- kid who fails kick the can basic (ya i know thats not an exuse)

I can do it at home just not here - some kid i saw monday that thought he was all great cuz he can beat the cube basic

I didn't know how hard the song levels were- kid who just ramdomly hit the button after holding the arrow for while. (he ended up getting paranioa evoltuion lol)
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seishinbyou · Trick Member Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Location: Saitama, Japan

There is one guy whom I call "The Stomper - Destroyer of the 1P down arrow (tm)" (I do have a picture of him AAAing Buttefly Standard, but don't feel like hauling out the old digicam to put it up anytime in the near future), who has been playing for about 4 or 5 months now (word from others), and everytime I play, he claims his best is higher than anything I ever do (i.e. I get 8 greats on Cartoon Heroes Heavy one day and he says afterwords that his best is 3).

Well, I know this guy is lying and talking himself into a corner, and when it comes his turn, he picks V Heavy, and gets almost as many greats as Perfects, with a few misses in there. As his "C" comes up he complains how "unfairly difficult" that song was and how Konami should "make better steps".

I asked him what his best is on it (just for laughs). He says he has already AAAd it. You can almost hear the laugh track being dubbed in.

His most annoying aspect is that he stomps loud and hard enough for the staff to boot him out of the arcade on a semi-regular basis. Seriously, I have to get a video of this guy playing sometime. You thought the videos with Take/Yasu had some audible stepping...

L1nK · Trick Member Joined: 20 Jun 2003 Location: Kansas

Max's Period · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 10:17 am Post subject:

Triple post look 2 down

Max's Period · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 10:18 am Post subject:

Dammit!

Max's Period · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 10:19 am Post subject:

Seishinbyou

Next time he comes, play a song, ask his "Best" on it(Perfects, greats), and after a while, play it again. ask him then, and he should screw up his answer

Or quiz him! say, how many steps/bpm is you'r fave song? etc.

Topic(Sort of): I would call myself a semi-good dancer (Say... 4 foot out of ten), but the thing is, I have NO endurance, I do not make escuses, nor have I heard any that would be post-worthy, but would it be okay if I made up some?

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"I don't have 10 dollars..."

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Poochy · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 10:31 am Post subject:

Seishinbyou: Get a video. And bet him 5800 yen (about $50) that he can't AA V on Heavy.

On topic: I haven't heard any good ones, and I only ever say I'm tired. (Why wouldn't I be tired after Break Down, Burning Heat, and Kakumei in a row without breaks?)
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Clover · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Location: Denver

"Uh, I think my coin fell outta my pocket..."
-Random Guy

"Uhem....the last time I played this, I got an A *fails* these pads SUCK!"
-Me

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Dancin'Princess662 · Trick Member Joined: 26 Jun 2003

I heard this one guy say, "that's not fair, I meant to do heavy!"
*fails on standard* smoooooth moves there

Then another time, "This isn't the machine i'm used to. Usually I play this song on Max 2."

uhhh, dude....it's kinda the same song and the same steps no matter what machine you're on........

gladjss88 · Trick Member Joined: 11 May 2003 Location: Madison

Only one.....I walk up to the machine, wait for my turn, watching a person on Twilight Zone: Heavy. After a bit he starts goin downhill rather fast, and on his failing step he misses the arrow. After he fails he looks down at the arrow and murmurs wtf....

I never make up excuses during or after a song...the only one i use if i dont think ill make it is "Ill probly fail." Of course, no excuse is preferred
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Syxx · Trick Member Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Location: Chicagoland

I hate when people blame the pads when they work just fine.

Yesterday:

Some guy : AGH, this pad SUCKS. I keep get perfect perfect MISS MISS MISS.

I played on it and FCed LOM with an AA.

On light

Sometimes pads are warped, but if you blame it on the pad when it works just fine, youse a suckah.
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Zep · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:27 pm Post subject:

the sun is in my eyes

OR.. some one shot me with a water gun (true story)i was pissed and i was on an oni

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Resident Lune · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 3:53 pm Post subject:

"The music's too quiet"
"The music's too loud"
"I can't hear my steps"
"I can hear my steps over the music and it annoys me"

... and so on ... and so on ...
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