DDR Jokes

orangecow · Trick Member Joined: 21 Apr 2003 Location: houston, tx

ok ready?
why did yasu cross the legend road?

um, i have no witty answer. i just thougt it'd be clever if i incorporated legend road in the old chicken joke. right? no? sigh..

HealingV.78 · Trick Member Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: in my house!

If there's real magic in the world, DDR playing would be a lot easier...just turn yourselves upside-down and hit the arrows with the head (call it excercise).

Since there isn't any magic for now, a DDR player can imitate this by playing the left and right arrows with the hands, hitting the down arrow with your butt, and when the up arrow comes...
...bang your head on it.
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Manny goes to Hollywood · Trick Member Joined: 03 Sep 2002

a guy is playing ddr and suddenly the pad starts to shake, so he bands over to see if something is underneath the pad shaking it, when suddenly some huge tentacles shoot out from under the machine, and well, u know what happens after that.... (hint-the tentacles are shaped like penises)
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TehSuq · Basic Member Joined: 23 Jul 2003

between Healing talking about hitting arrows with his buttocks and Manny's strange (and most likely unhealthy) obesssion with penis shaped tenticles, I hearby declair myself...

IN BEFORE THE LOCK!

thank you, that is all

TehSuq
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Project: J-ko · Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2003 10:27 pm Post subject:

What do you get when you cross 10-footers and my Mom?

The Legend of Bag

BEMANI MATHMATICS:

Cutie Chaser + Insertion x So Deep / Esctacy = The Least 100 Seconds
(And when the Daddy finds out in the Morning Mix, it's either a Happy Wedding or Breakdown!)

Orion.78 AMEuro = Chun Li got a singing career

DDR x PPP = Epileptic Seisure

*takes a big bow*

Please, no flames/points/threats/money...wait...wait no I take that back, send the money.

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Murffle · Trick Member Joined: 26 Nov 2002 Location: Tualatin, OR

ConMan · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 3:25 am Post subject:

If Shinji Ikari played DDR, he'd probably do pretty well (especially after "Both of you, Dance Like you Wanna Win!"). But Ireckon his favourite song would be an 8-footer from IIDX, and he'd play it all the time, aiming for a AA so he can brag about his "sync ratio".
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Max's Period · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:32 am Post subject:

What sort of whacky hijinx do you think would ensue if Jackie Chan entered the Revolution that is of the Dance Dance?
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Live in St. Johns? Love DDR? Have access to the Avalon mall? Mabye we could get together sometime and show each other our moves! PM me!

DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

Ramen King · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:00 am Post subject:

Project: J-ko · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:12 am Post subject:

Syxx · Trick Member Joined: 20 Feb 2003 Location: Chicagoland

Ramen King · Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:23 am Post subject: Money

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Dancin'Princess662 · Trick Member Joined: 26 Jun 2003

A guy playing DDR stomps around on the machine and the last song he picked Boom Boom Dollar. The DDR machine goes BOOM BOOM! along with the song and eventually the machine breaks...so when he's done the song a person from the audience comes up and hands him a dollar.
the DDRing person asks "what's this for?"
"well, you got the BOOM BOOM, here's the dollar"

l...............well, hey! I tried...oh nvm

Max's Period · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 1:15 pm Post subject:

Revolution that is of the dance dance?...

God, I still think that alone is great.

Okay, uh, I know it is a pre-mature post, but say JC got on a machine. He whips off a LOT of sweet assed moves, and he pulls some moves out of his up coming movie. after his run is over, the machine spits out a coin and a note.
"You are a DDR freestylin' master. take a "Coin". You have to be him to get a free "coin".
Need I continue?

Clover · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jul 2003 Location: Denver

OMG!
I think everyone at work is worried about me right now! CANT....STOP.....LAUGHING! This is some of the funniest(althought quite lame, which makes them funny!) posts I have ever read. Especialy Bemani mathamatics, pure genius.
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Teh Suck(Lil Z) · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Location: Scranton,PA

these are...awful

. I love them so much,though! I'm telling these to everyone.
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Max's Period · Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:02 pm Post subject:

Shut you'r 'Air' hole, dumb frog! my Revolution that is of the dance dance is the greatest thing EVAR!!!

Healing vision.78: There is magic in the world. Go through the door of magic

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Live in St. Johns? Love DDR? Have access to the Avalon mall? Mabye we could get together sometime and show each other our moves! PM me!

Drenchfur · Trick Member Joined: 27 Feb 2003

Two sheep go to the arcade. One asks "Hay, wool ewe like to play some DDR?" and the other replies "Gnaw, I'm baa at that game."

So Many Men + Little Bitch = Do It All Night

Little Boy + Fantasy = More Than I Needed To Know