CG pad instructions LOL

[Omega Shadow]

ok..today i got new pad and it came with instructions and the following things i found funny

forbidden to use product if feet are seriously injured.Stop immediately if there is abnormal phenomenon in your foot, waste, or back when using.

please take off your shoes when using this product;don't wear smooth sock, do not stack up other things around you, keep far away from walls and windows, find somewhere roomy to play.

on the back(im copying this straight from the paper.--

there is maybe having some white powder on the surface of product please wipe off by a piece of soft, clean cloth.(my comment: ummm uh oh?)

make sure to pave the cushion.

do not put near furniture and other odds and ends

young children must be guided to use it or need parents and teachers to accompany, in case to be tumbled by it.

high technololgy product, do not apart, seperate or fix it in anyway.

do not keep it in quite high or low temperture, epecially far from fireplace. (my comment: it needs to be warm too you know.)

if this product can't work well, please connect with your supplier directly.

please put on flat floor but not to smooth.

do not wear sharp shoes when using (my comment: they just said don't wear any), that may cause damage to product.

when using this product, pay attention to keep your feet safety.

strong jump or shake may influence the to the video and audio output

please do not jump strongly, that may bring troubles to the other person



man that was tooo funny worst. english. ever.

[Shinmizu]

[Omega Shadow]

i should sig that.

[mistereff]

japanese product i presume. for more fun... www.engrish.com