Funny Quotes Of The DDR World

dj D0GA~éç» · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:12 pm Post subject:

Random Lady watching us play: "Hm... you know... *gazes intently at the machine and the DDRers* ...it kinda looks like square dancing!"
Her Friend: *nods*

Square dancing?

it WAS funny though... I'll post more when I remember 'em...
I have quite a few...
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gurgi · Basic Member Joined: 23 Jul 2003 Location: Toronto

friend1:"i'm leaving"
friend2:"no wait come back"
friend1:"i'll come on your back"

hahahaha. oh man. this was the best, i figured i wudn't bother writing more than one.
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Mini-Afro-Joe · Trick Member Joined: 07 Oct 2002

i was at hinkle playing some extreme and playing exotic ethnic and moving all fast.. these girls came up and sat by my friend and he overheard them say this about me ...

"I wonder if this stuff would make him good in bed??"

i was laughing soo hard when he told me that.... I wish I would of knew earlier cause then i would of went up to them and say..

"Wanna ride?"

oh well though.... piece out
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limegreenpotato · Trick Member Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Location: las vegas

the only one i can think of rite now was me and my friend ditched school to go to the adventuredome at Circus Circus and i was playin the EXTREME machine and he had never seen it before and hes like "Dude!!!! you have like 80 billion points your really good!!!" and then hes like " Your sooo asian!" and im white and hispanic lol

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Michi · Trick Member Joined: 29 Apr 2002 Location: Memphis, TN

God I have so many funny things that we've said. However my mind blanked the second I hit reply and I can only think of a few things.

Jeremy to me (trying to get me to pass a 9 footer when I was struggling with 6 footers) - "You're gonna move your feet really quick, you're not going to stop, and you're going to like it."

Me to the machine (after utterly disgracing myself on Secret Rendevous heavy in the last round of a tournament) - "Well F-U" ::flips the machine off::

Random Person - "You're good! Did you invent this game?"
Mike - "Why yes, yes I did."
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DJX · Trick Member Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Location: CA

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Icculus · Trick Member Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Location: Somerset, MA

Way back when I REALLY sucked and i was doing Paranoia Evolution on light a few of my sister's friends were watching me on my home version of DDRMAX. Then one of my sister's friends said "You can't even see his feet, they're moving so fast!" I didn't think it was funny then because i had never done anything faster than the 8th notes on Paranoia Evolution. Now that i look back, it's kind of pathetic.

Brigg Brags About Bag · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 12:44 pm Post subject:

Me before I knew better:

"I can't stand any tunes Naoki makes...Now Revenge on the other hand kicks buttocks!!!"

I later found out they were the same person....

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"HA! (pause) GIVE ME HEAD NOW!!!!"

Me after I cleared "bag" heavy with no mods for the first time.

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Sometimes during "Random All" I'll say things to the machine if it drops hard songs in my lap. My most recent funny one was what I said after it dropped "Witch Doctor" Maniac in my lap 3rd song...

"Oh! You think you're a funny man don't ya'! BRING IT BEOTCH!!!"

I promptly failed....

And yes...

Sarabellum · Trick Member Joined: 19 Jul 2003 Location: Saginaw

I think the best DDR one-liner was after a fairly challenging (for me) session with Witch Doctor... and I uh, mighta been hangin on the bar just a wee lil' bit (just to keep my balance of course)... and when the score came up, I was delighted with my first B on that song.

Me (cackling with glee): "Hey, look! I got a B!"
My brother (smirking) "B must stand for Bar Rapist?"

aqua dancer · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:17 pm Post subject:

I don't have that many on my head but.

Just beat copa de la vida on heavy (I know of a few to beat on heavy)
"ok good amount of women aroung might as well try The Legend of maxx"
*Presses butoon*
"frick I still have it on heavy!!!!"
*loses miserably in 2 seconds

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DJzen · Trick Member Joined: 28 Oct 2002 Location: near Philly

I can't remember his name, but a guy at Gameworks really wanted to play nonstop random all on Extreme. I wanted to play standard but NOOOO, he had to put it on difficult

First song we got was Fantasy (Max)
Him: oh HELL no!
Me: this is all your fault! You'll live to regret this one!
So we failed in like 2 seconds. The sucky thing is that at gameworks, you sometimes have to wait 15 minutes just to get on the machine.
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aqua dancer · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2003 9:59 pm Post subject:

hmm same thing happen to me at gameworks cept it had to involve bag.
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FlagGirl · Trick Member Joined: 06 Aug 2002 Location: Tuscaloosa, AL

while bar raping in front of a crowd once:

random ddr person: bar raper.
other random person: tha's one lucky bar!

CRXracer · Trick Member Joined: 15 Mar 2003 Location: Michigan

This happened when I was playing Versus against my friend Aaron (Mit Man).

*accidentally picks PSM Heavy as first song*
Me- Oh Sh*t dude I'll pay you back.
*Aaron NEARLY passes it*
Me- Um, yeah..I'll still pay you back.
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Gruffian · Trick Member Joined: 23 Jan 2003

when the announcer says compliments, king of dancing or whatever blah blah, sometimes em and my brother argue over just which one of us he is talking to. It can be kinda funny when we are yelling at each other in the middle of a hard song.

Of course I also had to mention the most frequently Asked Question where I play " Are you a professional Dancer? " Keeping in mind I dont even freestyle, this is just me playing tech like.

Diablos646 · Trick Member Joined: 20 Sep 2002 Location: Panama City, FL

back in the day when we had a 3rdk2, I was playing Rebirth on light and sucking very badly. The stupid machine told me to get off the stage.....and I did. Yes, I failed the song.
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tac-tics · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 7:51 pm Post subject:

One time I was playing all Random Nonstop, and for my last song I got Jam Jam Reggae. After the song, I looked at my friend who was sitting out for a round and I told him I wanted my money back.

Not really a quote. The day before I passed Max300 for the first time, I got all the way to the end, NGed the freeze and lost.... I started howling at the top of my lungs and continued to do so until I got to my car outside.

And again, not really a quote, but a few days ago, I invented a new word for playing DDR:

Brother - "Where are you going?"
Me - "I'm going to go have arrow sex."
Brother - "Huh?"

And since DDR is a social game, I can also say I'm going to have arrow sex with my friends as well.
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DDRKirisu · Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:55 pm Post subject: