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1. Read the FAQ.
2. Read the dictionary.
3. A catastrophic song is... well, if you read the dictionary, you'll find out.
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JSB: Most people only find me annoying in 3 situations.
1. When I'm making fun of them.
2. When I'm making fun of their friends.
3. When I'm proving them wrong in a hilarious belittling fashion.
I've been here longer than most of you.