DDR Deoderant

underskor · Basic Member Joined: 05 Jan 2003

Me and my friend were at a tilt the other day, showcasing our medeocre ddr "skillz" and after a round or two my friend turns to me and says. "Damn boy, you stink!"
He stares as i myself take a sniff, his diagnosis was accurate, i stank like a frenchman and couldnt do anythign about it until i got home half an hour later. As i was there it came to me, the one thing Konami should look into selling: DDR Brand Deoderant. they could make a killing selling them at the arcades and they could have "DDR brand Deoderant home version" etc. just a thought
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Steven in America · Trick Member Joined: 18 May 2002 Location: Upland, CA

I think you're onto something there, buddy. Keep coming up with ideas like that, and you will one day own a street racer if you work hard enough for it.

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Kiriyama · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2003 6:29 pm Post subject:

WOW! DDR deodererant , I could really use some of that stuff

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altinure · Trick Member Joined: 29 Jun 2002 Location: wisconsin

They need a community deoderant stick sitting next to the machine for all the people who smell. I never smell, but I sweat a lot. There are just some people whom you can smell across the arcade.

Miles (Daddy DJ Mix) · Trick Member Joined: 14 Jun 2002

I don't know...a stick of that right their for EVERYBODY to use? I don't know if I could use a used one...by many sweaty stinky people...

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slkmmm · Trick Member Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Location: Ripon, ca

Or, you could just put on deoderant before you leave. Problem solved.
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Drenchfur · Trick Member Joined: 27 Feb 2003

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nick. · Trick Member Joined: 09 Jul 2002 Location: Studio city, CA

ArchDuke · Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2003 10:36 pm Post subject:

lol, I was talking with a couple other DDR people today next to our Extreme about this. We've got a player that never wears deorderant. He does wear wifebeaters, making his smell even that easier to pick up.

We discussed DDR brand Deoderant. coinsecende, no?

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Phil Hellmuth · Trick Member Joined: 18 Apr 2002

How bout a fan. I mean u sweat cuz its hot and thats what most of the odor is. But DDr deodorant, it should be a spray deodorant because gel and stikcs for your armpit isnt enugh. Your whole body is in heat and you clothes need refrshment. Thats why I always bring the following items to avoid stinking

1.Bring a rag (to wipe of sweat)

2.A cold drink (again to avoid sweat)

3.Deodorant stick (to keep my inner body frsh)

4.And COLOGNE of course. I prefer strong ones so u dont stink on the ride home. Plus if ur trying to score dogots with girls with ur DDR showoff skills, go for TOMMY T.

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-Mystik- · Trick Member Joined: 16 Jun 2002 Location: NorCal

or hey here's an idea! go to the store buy deoderant, put it on, problem solved!

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AciD_five5-SOuL · Trick Member Joined: 10 Dec 2002 Location: Middle Earth

Apparently it's too late when they are at the arcade sweating.
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Trir · Trick Member Joined: 06 May 2003 Location: Newark, DE

One thing I have tried that works and hasnt been mentioned is Under Armor, a type of work out clothes thats skin tight and basically absorbs the sweat from your body to regulate body heat better. I still suggest wearing deodarant or the like. ;p
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AciD_five5-SOuL · Trick Member Joined: 10 Dec 2002 Location: Middle Earth

I guess I'm a freak because I like sweaty boys.

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ohnoitschris · Trick Member Joined: 17 Sep 2002 Location: Louisville, KY

Or, you could just go buy a can of Axe and spray it on yourself when you get stinky.

I always bring a can of axe to the arcade, and it tends to get passed around.
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Zep · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:23 am Post subject:

yeah AXE is always a good thing to bring to the arcade like on a Fri or Sat

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LoopyChew · Trick Member Joined: 24 Jan 2002 Location: Switzerland

If all else fails, though, your arcade bathroom MIGHT have some soapy crap in there you can use. Slap a bit of that under your armpits, rinse with water, towel off. That'll ease the smell a bit.

Then there's the classic "drag clothes and towel with you in your backpack" standby.

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